Ask A Stupid Question Get A Stupid Answer [Pokemon Style!]

[Meadow]

Maybe it's overconfident of its frilly name! :D

Where can you find KFC in the Pokémon world?

 

[Meadow]

You wouldn't be a trainer. Simple as that. :D

Is Magikarp edible?

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

It's actually vomiting profusely and we're awful people.

How much wood would a Sandshrew chuck if a Sandshrew could chuck wood?​

 

[Meadow]

Nope! They just re-spawn so they could eat their favorite ice cream over and over.

How strong is a Fletchling?

 

[punkysaur]

Yes they swear but we don't know when,how and what they swear as we can't understand their language.

Why is psyduck the best trainer owned pokemon in the anime?

 

[punkysaur]

Cause ash was hatched in a forest full of team rockets pokemons.
Another answer can be-
Ash is stupid cause he is stupid.

Why does pikachu love ash rather than loving Brock

 

[punkysaur]

Cause team rocket had hidden the mega stone.Now they disclosed it in 6th gen.

Why is pokemon xy/oras played on 3ds and not on pc?

 

[Meadow]

They would be more costly!

Is Sandshrew really a Ground-type?

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

No, because you need a chain of memories and we only get one save file per cartridge.

Will there ever be another Pokemon Conquest game with more bunny Pokemon?​

 

[blue]

Yes, only bunny Pokémon will be playable.

What is Ash's Charizard doing?

 

[Tsutarja]

I dunno, flirting with Charla??

Is Gary actually the loser?

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

No, because bro's are not soft, and Brock's name even starts with "Bro."

What if all mainstream Pokemon games were hacks?​

 

[Meadow]

It would have better insulation! xD (Meaning it would make a pretty decent air conditioner.)

Can people play Pokémon while riding on motorcycles?

 

[punkysaur]

But no motorcycle company has yet invented auto drive feature!
If Justin Bieber was Madonna and misty was caterpie what will trip be?

 

[Lance32497]

The trip would be a Filthy bibarel is dancin' Like a virgin caterpie.
Why there's no Vespiking?

 

[Nidorina of Time Lord]

Because one day a Vespiquen killed a Vespiking and now all male Combee are too scared to evolve.

How can I drive Ash Ketchum's mom insane?

 

[Lycanthropy]

Simply make the house messy.

What does TM Splash not exist?

 

[Laguna]

Because they didn't want more than 100 TMs in Gen 6, they have OCD.

Why can't you ride your bike indoors anyway?

 

[Sopheria]

Because professor Oak says so.

Can I teach my Unown something other than Hidden Power?

 

[Instant IP]

Yes. It's a move called Hidden Power!

Why isn't Glalie purple?