Ask A Stupid Question Get A Stupid Answer [Pokemon Style!]

[Winter]

It learns Talonflame.

Where do I keep my balls if I'm only wearing a bikini?

 

[Meadow]

In your bag... believe me, your bag can hold just about anything. Even a house. xD

How are Ultra Balls better than normal Poké Balls?

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

They got more power

Do fighting pokemon know mma?

 

[Meadow]

Because that would be too similar to Bird-types, which happened to get scrapped for a reason. xD

Who really created the Pokémon franchise?

 

[Aslan]

The flying spaghetti monster! He was later overthrown by the japanese population due to being of italian heritage and was replaced by Gamefreak though.

Why is it a bad idea to surf on fire pokemon?

 

[Nidorina of Time Lord]

Because the water will catch on fire!

Why can't I slap Ash's face?

 

[Lycanthropy]

Electizard and Double Slap are incompatible! The move cannot be learned!

Why does no Pokémon exist with laser vision?

 

[Meadow]

Because that would be too OP and would thus require serious nerfing.

Why is Pokémon such an imbalanced game?

 

[CatchyD]

No, that'd cause considerable damage to the environment.
Why won't my Arceus mega evolve?

 

[Nidorina of Time Lord]

Because if it does, it will create another world inside the pre existing one, causing it to expand until it explodes.

What happens if Joltik hitches a ride on Pikachu?

 

[Percy]

they're gonna be eaten by Rayquaza.

I thought Pokemon were real?

 

[Tsutarja]

They are! And they're stuffed too! <3

Wait, what's a gym leader?

 

[Meadow]

One of the PT mods ;)

What happens when you breed a Wailord and Skitty?

 

[RuFF]

You get an egg! Duh. Except if they have the same gender.

What happens when you use a revive to gastly even if it has full health?

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

... Nothing. Revives only work on fainted Pokemon, and that Gastly is perfectly healthy. Stop poking it with that stone.

What will happen if you use a water stone on Staryu?​

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

Then it'd be debated whether or not humans are eaten in-universe.

SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PEOPLE

What if the soundtrack to Pokemon Red was rejected songs from the 80's?​

 

[Meadow]

We would probably have a much more balanced metagame! :D

Can Slugma swim?

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

I don't know, why don't you ask the guy who's so fervent about the subject?

Why do people fall asleep to Jigglypuff's voice?​

 

[Meadow]

It probably sounds too boring! :D

How can someone ride on a Pidgey to another city?

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

Probably doesn't get it, I mean he only only studied the bird Pokemon!

Why is Frillish so fancy?​