Ask A Stupid Question Get A Stupid Answer [Pokemon Style!]

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Ash is Red.

How does Professor Oak capture Pokémon?

 

[Lycanthropy]

He doesn't, he has tons of ten year old kids working for him for free.

Why are both Nidoran called Nidoran, while their evolutions have different names?

 

[Tsutarja]

Because clearly gender-specific Pokémon have always existed, despite many sources claiming that's not true.

Why does an Everstone prevent evolution?

 

[NoOneAtAll]

Because the Stone presses "B" for you.

Which Pokémon was the very first one?

 

[Tsutarja]

I dunno....Hoopa?

How does one go about surfing?

 

[Winter]

Because everyone hails him.

Where does the player's mom live?

 

[Tsutarja]

Obviously at the Pokémon League!

Is Ever Grande City actually a city with townsfolk?

 

[Meadow]

Yes, but the townsfolk are actually Digimon Tamers! Watch out.

Are Digimon and Pokémon related?

 

[Lycanthropy]

They are exactly the same, only on a different planet.

Why don't Pokémon evolve each level they grow?

 

[Tsutarja]

Because the world wouldn't be able to fit so many living things on it if that were the case...

You looked at me! Wanna battle?

 

[Percy]

you know you want it.

what is battling?

 

[Meadow]

Huh? Where? Oh, it's a roaming Pokémon. Of course it's gone by now...

Who's that Pokémon?

 

[Lycanthropy]

It's Diglett!

Spoiler:

What is the point of a revive?

 

[Aslan]

On the first day of the pokeverse, the revive was created to mimic the effects of a bar of soap. However the design was tweaked, and the revive later ended up as the poke-replacement for cottage cheese!

What do you think it'd be like if the main character of the anime was an old man?

 

[JJ Styles]

Then that would make the anime's star mascot that Weedle that evolves into Beedrill with the Beedrilite!

Why is it called the Old Man glitch when the Old Man didn't do anything at all?

 

[NoOneAtAll]

Because an old man discovered the cheat.

Why is Marill not a mascotte of a game?

 

[Nidorina of Time Lord]

Well, it keeps auditioning but Pikachu electrocutes it to prevent it from being on any games.

Why doesn't Ash ever call his mom?

 

[Sopheria]

He's too busy becoming a Pokemon master.

Why are there so many Zubats?

 

[Tsutarja]

Because caves would be nothing without them.

Why can't I call my mom in GSC when I'm at home?

 

[Meadow]

Because if you're at home, then chances are you're grounded! (So no phone use. xD)

What does Fletchling learn at Level 100?

It's Diglett!

Spoiler:

Omg brilliant! xD