Ask A Stupid Question Get A Stupid Answer [Pokemon Style!]

[Lance32497]

Because no one likes to lick a yam ice cream with angry-like eyes and knife-like fangs, seems not delicious tho.
Why when I command my squirtle to use surf, it transforms into lapras?

 

[SometimesImmaHere]

That is Squirtle's desperate attempt to be something less wimpy than itself.

Why did they change the names of the Black/White starters at the last second?

 

[Xerslash]

Because why the heck do you give a damn about it? :P

Why is Brock's eyes closed?

 

[Xerslash]

Wow everyone here must be fun at parties.

Why did no one respond to me?

 

[PageEmp]

cause they won't.

WHHHYYY is nobody posting in the PT threads I want them to post in!?

 

[INDIAN MEW(ARAZI)]

bcoz I am confused



why I cant patch oras to b2w2

 

[Xerslash]

'Cause you're stupid. (jk)

Why does Ash's father never show up?

 

[PageEmp]

Cause he is dead.

What is Charizard?

 

[qwed117]

Charizard is love, charizard is life

What pokemon evolves into Seviper?

 

[Meadow]

(Gonna bump up this thread for the new event!)



Arbok does! xD

Why can't Professor Oak remember his grandson's name?

 

[Lycanthropy]

He only just found out Blue is actually his grandson, he always thought he was a girl named Suzy.

Why does Professor Oak have an empty PokéDex after researching Pokémon for his entire life?

 

[TheRusty]

Because if it's full, the games would suck.

Why does Jynx wear a human dress?

 

[Dedenne1]

Because if she didnt wear it she might even look uglier.

Why does dedenne not have a mega evolution?

 

[ジュナイパー]

Because with the quantum mechanics of Dedenne's genetic Electric/Fairy chemical make-up will simply distort the space-time continuum. Therefore, destroying every single living creature on earth.
Or it's just because GameFreak said so. Either way works.

Why does Barbaracle have eyes on its extra hands?

 

[Meadow]

Maybe because it wants to be like Duskmon. xD

Why doesn't a Bird-type exist? ;_;

 

[Dedenne1]

Cause GF doesnt understand awesomeness ;_;

Why do people want a sound type?

 

[ジュナイパー]

Because Pokemon with the Soundproof ability would be too OP!

Why isn't the Mew under the truck?

 

[Lycanthropy]

It's not the best place to hide, as it'll get exposed if the truck drives away. There are tons of better places to hide.

Why do all the nurses look the same?

 

[PageEmp]

Because the cartoon animators were lazy.

What if there were pirate mons?

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

It would just be Sandshrew with an eyepatch and beard.

What if there was a Mega Eevee instead of Normal type Eeveelution?