[PKMN FULL] Cornered On The Market! [T](OOC)

[Jauntier]

I will bury you, Brendan.

What. What even. What. Isn't that some kind of Swiss thing? She's not Swiss.

I'm not asking you for naming advice ever. I'll do my own research, thank ye.

 

[Evyl]

If you want it to be clear, I can quote Disclosed's post up above about making a joke, because I was making a joke.

 

[Greiger]

I've been missing out on the fun, I see.

 

[Ihsaan]

APPLICATION FOR: Forget-Me-Not, the best store in all of Jubilee!

NAME: My name is Samuel, but people call me Sam, yup!

SPECIES: I'm 100 purr-cent Bidoof, yes sir! ma'am!

GENDER: I'm puh-retty sure I'm a male, although my parents did want a girl!

LEVEL: I'm only a Level 10, I don't win too many fights, I'm afraid!

MOVESET: I know Defense Curl, Rollout (I got that from my father, he's a strong fella'!), Tackle and Growl!

APPEARANCE: I'm a regular ol' Bidoof, average tail, average height. However they say I have my mother's eyes, and she did win a couple of beauty contests under her trainer! Also, my father gifted me a tie and I wear it as I am a professional yes ma'am!

PERSONALITY: I am hard-working, dedicated and will never let you down; no ma'am! Though many people may be confused by my stony professional exterior, I can be humorous and light-hearted and I love a good party! I remember the time I was at my best friend Ross's Level 2 party! It was crazy! We even drank berry cocktails. However, I will not let my party lifestyle get ahead of my work, no ma'am.

BACKGROUND: I was born to my parents Jeff and Eva, and I've been in Jubilee as long as I can remember! However, we're a grassroots, down-to-earth sorta folk and Jubilee city has been so good to me, Mom and Pop. Though when I was born we were wild Pokemon in a city full of trainers! Yup! I want to give something back to the community, and your store will generate a lot of revenue for the city. (Well, that's what Pop tells me!) I'm well suited for the job! No question about it, ma'am. Mom has always called me smart and talented, and I have completed my basic education. I am also a great people person! If you hire me you won't be sorry, no ma'am!

My parents are sure I'll do great at your shop, and they have even written a letter of recommendation! It is attached with this, but I haven't read it!

P.S, Sorry about the wrinkles and bad handwriting, Bidoofs aren't the best at writing!

(The letter is as follows:)

Greetings.

Please hire our son. He is merely taking up space in our small home without giving anything back. He is loyal and will follow any of your instructions mindlessly. He may not do them perfectly, but he will do them nonetheless. I know the Summer Festival is a big thing to your store, and we are sure that Samuel will be beneficial to you. He may be dull and over enthusiastic, but he works hard. Ever since he was a child running away from trainers, he never quit smiling. So please, hire our son. (We can pay if you wish)

Yours humbly
Jeffrey and Evalyn

 

[Jauntier]

APPLICATION FOR: Forget-Me-Not, the best store in all of Jubilee!

Another in-character application, very good. The yuppie vibe is strong with this one. The little note at the end had me crack a smile, I'll admit.

Samuel the Bidoof is accepted.

I will say that Jubilee is not a city, though. It is just a town. Don't think anything too urban.

If you want it to be clear, I can quote Disclosed's post up above about making a joke, because I was making a joke.

 

[Junier]

Somebody's gettin' fucked! (Ooh, what, get fucked!)

Welcome to the Kool Kidz Klub, Grelzar! Nice to see another Forget-Me-Not participant.

I've already my in-character post format reading for when the game begins. Here's what it looks like:

Spoiler:

Rina the Chimecho ~ Forget-Me-Not

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"Well! That went... well!" Harley cheerfully presumed, despite the violent rockings of the Pokeball. The recently-captured Farfetch'd flailed about inside in an effort to escape, though in other fortunate news, it hadn't succeeded in doing so. When seconds later it still hadn't, Harley felt it safe to approach. While the Psyduck kept their distance from the wriggling object, she strode over and cautiously lifted the Pokeball in one hand. There was a soft, subtle click of confirmation. The fallow-colored feathers of her catch were now matted up against the translucent cover of the ball. The Trainer spoke out with credence: "Yes, a successful capture."

The choice was apparent: his Ice type, Smoochum, though once glance at the critter's blonde hair and puckered lips did not make its typing clear from Harley's end. Farfetch'd's perfect performance against the breeder's first Pokemon showed evidently the Wild Duck's capabilities. still the avian had no plans to return to their Pokeball even with this decision made. They were searing with rage but this animosity was rooted in self-loathing. They hated that they had lost to a crowd of incompetent water sprinklers. They despised that they'd allowed themselves to be seized by a human. They were shameful in being bound to a master and the best way for any Pokemon to express their deeper emotions was by ruthlessly beating the consciousness out of their bretheren. The next victim had entered the field and the Farfetch'd was more than eager to unleash its anger onto them with another Aerial Ace. Taking a running start, they launched through the air.

 

[Jauntier]

...

That reminds me of this one girl on another forum. She named her hangout thread something like "Kit's Kool Korner", but she specifically told everyone not to abbreviate it. I was like "Then maybe change the name." The idea that she invited the jokes upon her self frustrated her 15-year-old brain.

Oh, that's a nice one. And look. It's Harley. Harley, the character you completely abandoned. That one.

That little Chimecho sprite has big arms. It kind of makes it look like a spiky flail. I could edit the sprite for you, if you'd like.

 

[Junier]

kit's kool korner

Don't abbreviate it unless you're black then it's okay

Stfu I'll bring her back later when she's a kabuki chick and not a gypsy in bad makeup.

You'd probably make it worst but go right ahead, though it's never really bothered me. Glad you like my snazzy ciss

 

[Greiger]

So, if we don't get max players, what's the plan then? I thought I read something further on back that stated you wanted to start with full slots, but that can be rare, depending on the rp of course. It's typical to start out with less than full slots unless you've hyped up an rp to an extreme.

 

[Jauntier]

Don't abbreviate it unless you're black then it's okay

Stfu I'll bring her back later when she's a kabuki chick and not a gypsy in bad makeup.

You'd probably make it worst but go right ahead, though it's never really bothered me. Glad you like my snazzy ciss

You deserve to start off with negative points when I create the IC thread.

I lack the ability to do simple animations, so I probably would ruin it.

So, if we don't get max players, what's the plan then? I thought I read something further on back that stated you wanted to start with full slots, but that can be rare, depending on the rp of course. It's typical to start out with less than full slots unless you've hyped up an rp to an extreme.

I will wait a few more days for the unlikely total of eight players, otherwise we will begin with the six we have.

A sign up of ten people is not asking for much, but visitors have demonstrated their different interests.

 

[Junier]

Ja-aunt, you have to remember the disconnect between players and characters! Mind the dramatic irony or whatever.

NOT SO ELITE NOW, ARE YA!?

Thought you weren't mad tho I'm up for waiting or starting soon. I'm just glad Cornered has risen from the ashes again.

 

[Jauntier]

Ja-aunt, you have to remember the disconnect between players and characters! Mind the dramatic irony or whatever.

NOT SO ELITE NOW, ARE YA!?

Thought you weren't mad tho I'm up for waiting or starting soon. I'm just glad Cornered has risen from the ashes again.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not that vindictive.

I WILL ALWAYS BE SUPERIOR OVERALL

You've seen me grouch. That was not me going grouch.

UPDATE FOR PLAYERS: Please check your Private Messages. Thank you.

 

[Junier]

Checked your mom and my Inbox so I'm fully prepared.

You're a grouch 24/7 who hates everyone

Now stop interrupting me and let me work on my Venice app.

 

[Jauntier]

You're a grouch 24/7 who hates everyone

Now stop interrupting me and let me work on my Venice app.

> who hates everyone
Ok, GP.

Do not mention my competitors here.

 

[Evyl]

Jauntier, I have checked my privilege as well as my PM inbox. I have taken the necessary action.

I'll try and listen to some Nirvana tonight, before bed (which is at 8PM sharp) tonight. I'll turn the volume down low and use my sister's headphones so won't be able to check my headphones.

 

[Jauntier]

UPDATE FOR PLAYERS: You lot can be expecting the introductory post in two days.

We're going to have one hell of a time, kiddos.

 

[Junier]

Let's go-ooo! Go-go-go-go!

 

[Jauntier]

UPDATE FOR PLAYERS: The second post has been updated for keeping track of certain in-game information.

Later I plan on having a store map up to make it easy on you lot, but that will have to wait for a few days.

 

[Jauntier]

I sent in like an hour or two ago the IC thread for review.

Whenever a mod decides to check their queue and allow it to post, you lot are free to reply to it.

 

[Evyl]

I'm sure it will be approved, Jauntier, don't worry about it!