Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[LadyJirachu]

Granted...but it was hacked. Oh noes.

I wish for the Millenium Comet! XD ^^

 

[_Diego//]

Granted, but it will appear in exactly 1000, starting now. :D

I wish Rapidash had wings!

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted, but theyre microscopic

i wish peple would realize dragonair is soooooooooooooooooo much awesomer than dragonite

 

[Rocker32703]

Granted. Now that Dragonair is so amazingly popular it drives you insane.

I wish I had a pet Mudkip. :3

 

[Juu-Chan]

Granted but it's named Hubert :(

I wish I would hurry up, get through Victory Road and kill the Elite Four aready on Platinum~

 

[Graceful]

Granted but your Pokemon will die when you do.....eventually
I wish Ash would die or at least get cut out of the Anime.

 

[LadyJirachu]

Granted, but then you regret you EVER wished that, because a bunch of people who absolutly ADORE Ash find out where you live somehow, and, murder you at the stake. :/

I wish I wasn't too 'girly' for Pokémon AT ALL....And was more of a 'nerd'.

 

[PsychoJigglypuff]

Granted. You turn into a "Nerd", the candy, and you are quickly eaten.

I wish I could find my GBA so I could play Silver.

 

[_Diego//]

Granted. You find it, but the battery of the game has run out and you can't play. :D

I wish Celebi will be able to be caught during normal gameplay on HG/SS

 

[Juu-Chan]

Granted but your game freezes when you do ooooh noooo :0


I wish Pikachu had wings //shesayswistfully

 

[LadyJirachu]

Granted, but it's wings don't really DO anything. Or fly.


I wish I would stop labeling myself as too 'girly' for Pokémon, it's ANNOYING...

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted. you are no longer female.

i wish the person below me would say something creative

 

[_Diego//]

Granted. fgsfds

I wish Ash's Pikachu evolved already.

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted... but it devolved right after.

i wish i could remember which ep it was that ash and pikachu died...

 

[NeonJellytot]

granted but...you forget all the other episodes!

I wish Harry Potter had a pokemon... :)

 

[_Diego//]

Granted. But it is a white Noctowl. xD
I wish Ditto could evolve.

 

[XDLugia]

Granted but it evolves into itself.
I wish soul silver was in english, so I can get it for my birthday.

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted but your best friend's house burns down

i wish that arceus had a cookie

 

[Blue Nocturne]

Granted, that cookie is a virus that corrupts Arceus and destroys the pokemon world

I wish tabloids would have less of a focus on celebrity trivia such as what Katie Pryce ate for breakfast.

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted, they now fovus on what you ate for breakfast.

i wish jirachi would let the next persons wish not be corrupted