Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

[Chaos_Darkrai]

Granted, but it only wakes up for a week every millenia!

I wish for a game where you could play as team rocket, and for it to be complete, go through kanto and johto, and be without bugs!

 

[Nurse Joy]

Granted, but you can only find a pirated version which is being sold for $2,000

I wish more Japanese games could be translated and brought to America.

 

[Kameken]

Granted, all the pokemon games are given unreasonably literal translations, and you can't tell what's going on at any given point in time.

I wish I had an item that turned any pokemon I wanted shiny.

 

[Nurse Joy]

Granted, but it only existed in Gen I & II. (So you couldn't transfer them to other games)

I wish there was more to do in Pokemon X & Y.

 

[Skystrike]

Granted. You are now forced to sit down on a chair every time you turn on your game.

At least you can pick which place it'll be!

I wish a new Pokemon Ranger would come out already!

 

[Lusus]

Granted, but the stylus detection is terrible.

I wish Shedinja had more than 1 HP.

 

[MurkMire]

Granted, but has horrible stats.

I wish I had a Dustox in real life. Socuteomg.

 

[Apollo]

Granted, but it's just a broken plushie.

I wish Pokemon can learn five moves in the games.

 

[Abby]

Granted but all it can learn is splAsh and some new variants.

I wish i could complete a nuzlocke

 

[Voliol]

You do, but all but one pokémon die in before you've done it.

I wish there was a Water-type donkey that is the third in a trio with Ponyta and Blitzle.

 

[Kameken]

Granted, however its only decent stat is speed, all others are below 40.

I wish I had a real riolu.

 

[Sub Phantom]

granted but it trains you

i wist i lived in the pokemon world and could go on a adventure like ash

 

[Voliol]

granted, but as ash you cannot become a real pokémon master and gets amnesia all the time.

I wish there was a pokémon game where pokémon evolve gradually (search for slow evolution pokémon and there'll be a good picture of the roselia family showing what i mean by this).

 

[Skystrike]

Granted. They make it based on the Pokémon's EXP rate and the level they evolve at. As a result, bugs like Metapod evolve just about instantly, Magikarp takes FOREVER to evolve but gets there eventually, and a Pokémon like Zweilous will never evolve in your lifetime.

I wish I would've saved my money so I could buy OR or AS later on...

 

[acatfrommars]

Never played this game before but it's hilarious.

Granted but your dog ate your 3DS.

I wish I could buy a Wii U and Mario KArt 8.

 

[ReeDim]

Granted, but it's some fake Wii U rip-off with a bootlegged version of Mario Kart.

I wish all the Pokémon breeding I've been doing would finally result in the shiny Zorua I've been waiting months to get.

 

[acatfrommars]

Granted, but you see the Zorua and he dissapears from your game.

I wish I could play Pokemon ORAS at E3 this year.

 

[MrThorne]

Granted, but they removed mega evolution and all 4th,5th and 6th gen pokemon to make it look like original game.
I wish there was a dragon type starter in next pokemon game.

 

[Kameken]

Granted, but it's dragon grass, the water type becomes part ice, and it has no STAB moves.

I wish pokemon merchandise had less pikachu.

 

[MrThorne]

Granted, but there is no bundled game and each game cost 10x the original 3DS and 2DS
I wish this world be changed into pokemon world where street dogs were houndoom!