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Alas our school explicitly doesn't allow torrents.
ROTFL
"That's right; I am the merciful and compassionate spokesperson of the God of Light.
As such, no matter what the circumstances are, I must smile a smile as incandescent as the sun. Even if the person I'm about to meet is the one they call the most obnoxious monarch of all the five kingdoms on the entire continent, that fat pig of king who rules over the Kingdom of Forgotten Sound, I must still smile as though I'm about to meet a hot babe."
JEEZ I feel so bad for the guy, but the complete contradiction between internal monolouge and his actions are just way too funny and keeps me going to read. xD