Get Off MAH Bench! V.1

[dankuso24]

I was saving the bench from that pet rock! EVERYONE knows that rocks can break through forcefields!

*moves over so TLO has some room*

 

[The Last One]

>.< if that was true then in Star Wars they wouldn't have lost so many peeps due to forcefields

~sits down~

 

[dankuso24]

So, is anyone else going to try and get us off the bench? :D

 

[Gymnotide]

*stands near bench and spits on ants on the ground*

 

[Shanghai Alice]

*KNIGHTUMARU FRAAAAAAAYMOOOOO comes down and destroys you, allowing the Order of the Black Knights to secure the bench, which gives me the tactical advantage of making my caped bottom extremely comfortable, while my foes have to sit in those fairly uncomfortable cockpits*

 

[dankuso24]

I thump your head and make you wake up, realizing that you are only sleeping on my lap, and I throw you off of my lap and the bench.

 

[Shanghai Alice]

I have a classic "Blushing face while in an embarrassing position, with a flowery and sparkly background" moment, scream "KYAAAAAA!" and slap you in the face so hard that you fly off into the background.


Then I resume my identity as...
ZEEEEEEEH-ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
("Zeh Roe."), and sit on the bench.


Yes, I've been watching anime.

Though I'm typically not into anime that would produce the first moment. But it was parodied in Hayate, so...

I still gotta finish Hayate. It's funny.

 

[dankuso24]

I fly back on my helicopter and hit you with a rock covered in acid, then I sit down and watch your face melt off.

 

[Maraala]

Sammy puts on a Headcrab hat and pretends to be a Headcrab Zombie and scare you off

Sammy then takes off the hat and sits on the left side of the bench. Use it to your advantage or you shall be slapped