I had grunted when I realised nothing important was going to happen, and I stepped away, and kneeled down into a meditating position. After I had repressed my desire to knock some sense into the whole lot of them, I stood up, and said "Okay, here are the facts: You two have swapped genders after some sort of freakishly strange phenomenon, causing us to temporarily take the form of our characters. Only not quite so temporarily for you two, of course." I said, and put a hand to my chin,. roughly shaved. I didn't bother with shaving gel, because I was always too busy to waste my time.
"So get the hell over it, and think about what we need to do. If you want to turn back, we should figure out more about what happened." I explained, pausing for a moment, before narrowing my eyes knowingly, yet still smugly. "Unless of course, you prefer it..."