If you met Justin Bieber...

[Justin Bieber]

lol, some of you guys have really funny answers. :) I don't get why you hate me though coz I'm just a kid. Kinda lame if you ask me....... :(

 

[Justin Bieber]

Haters just be hatin I guess. :\

 

[loliwin]

^ HAHAHAH
But I do agree with the impostor above. :D

 

[Cilerba]

I'm not one of those haters who completely despise Justin Bieber.
I just don't like his music. That's all.

Everyone makes fun of him and hates him because they're jealous because of all the girls he gets, or because he admitted that he was bisexual. (which I find that being the most stupidest reason to make fun of somebody)

 

[Nosophoros]

OMG! He's bi?! I gotta tell my little sister about this.

 

[Conan Edogawa]

I don't know much about him, but I really hate his music. If I wanted to hear music like that I would squeeze small rodents so they squeak. I can't comment on him though because I lack any real information about him.

 

[Cilerba]

That's another thing I forgot to mention. Many people also make fun of him because of his high-pitched voice. (Another pathetic reason)

 

[PokeLawry]

i don't like him, i don't dislike him, all i know is two things:

My little cousin has a poster of him running down a beach, wtf.

and

My ALMOST TWO YEAR OLD Niece has Beiber Fever. Lmao. or so my sister says.

 

[A Pixy]

Fix'd.

But I think it's A) He's in the public eye too much and he's become the flavour of the month, auto hate from most people B) most people don't see what he has that no one else has. I have never heard anything like Lady Gaga, but Justin Bieber is just generic, IMO. C)

[JQ]HE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!!!!!!one!1!!!1!11eleven!11!

[/JQ]

 

[FreakyLocz14]

It would be cool if he actually did perform in the DPRK. They tend to oogle over foreign stars performing in their isolated country.

 

[pichuspark]

Meh. Justin Beiber's uh...mediocre. I was able to save a 9-year-old friend of mine from Beiber Fever after she went through countless videos of him singing. I wonder how I endured all of those things (maybe I had the advantage of being a fangirl of somebody else, but eh) of Justin singing...

But I'm a full-fledged Fan Hater. I HATE how they ALWAYS play Justin's songs when we're having practice laps in my school. Girly populars, and even BOYS would squee as I facepalm. And if you even DARE be a Justin fangirl, or RIP a picture of that boy, you WILL get attacked by Justin fangirls, no matter what! ._.

 

[wesker7]

I would tie him to a wall. (i know, makes no sense), and then pick up the wall (doesn't make any sense either) and put it in the Void of nowhere.

 

[PoketalkCreator]

I would run him over with a jet airplane, slit his throat so he can relieve the world of his supposed "singing" for the few seconds before I jab my fist into his chest, pull out his still beating heart, and crush it in my fingers until it stopped beating. Then I would feed it to a pit bull.

 

[PoketalkCreator]

His songs are well written, except for the retarted baby, baby, baby thing. But his voice kills it, any of the hot girls chasing him could do better.

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

I wouldn't recognize him. xD

But if he told me who he was, I'd probably grab my CD player and have him listen to some real music. Even though I don't like his music at all, I wouldn't torture him or anything. :P

 

[Morgnarok]

I would tell he his career will end soon as his voice cracks and goes thru Peb.

 

[wobbadude1]

After watching this, I feel like Justin Bieber deserves an epic facepalm. I lol'd at how retarted this was xD

So I would tell him my schadenfreude of him not knowing what German was. He should have learnt in kindergarten, unless that's his doppelgänger

 

[Dawn]

That's not really the most intelligent of responses.

To be fair, this is not a very intelligent discussion, nor serious business. I mean what the heck. He's some effeminate singer, and people want to brutally murder him.

What the heck is up with that? I don't even know who he is! (And not from lack of paying attention either.)

 

[Uecil]

If I met Justin Bieber, I would point and laugh at him for walking into a glass door x3
and then get his autograph

 

[GFA]

Knee him in the groin and pay for his "change" >.>