King of the Pokéhill!

[Night Watcher]

Emolga, use acrobatics to fly quickly to the top! Of course, attack everyone on the way there too.

 

[Squirrel]

Swablu, use Cotton Guard to encase the hill in fluffy cotton and float us up to the top!

 

[AmericanWonderland]

Bidoof use Dive to hide us, then use surf when we get to the top to wash them all away, you filthy hm slave

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

Linoone, use Double Edge to knock them off!

 

[Squirrel]

Kyogre, use Waterfall to get us to the top and remove everyone else!

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

Pikachu, use Thunder on the Waterfall and shock em out!

 

[Voliol]

To bad for you Rhyperior has lightning rod!
Climb the Waterfall to the top before it disappears!

 

[Squirrel]

Parasect, use Mega Drain to sap all the life from the hill and use the energy to push the others off!

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

aim for the horn! Heliolisk, use Hyper Beam and show them who's boss!

 

[magicarp4thewin]

All right groudon, use earthquake and claim us victory

 

[Squirrel]

Magikarp, use Splash to make them all feel sorry for how pathetic we are whilst I sneak to the top with Weavile's Agility!

 

[magicarp4thewin]

Now teddiursa, use fake tears to distract them while ursaring throws them with strength

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

Sandshrew, Dig us through the hill to the top!

 

[Squirrel]

Psh, you think you can control a Sandshrew? Please. Come forth my Sandshrew army, all use Rapid Spin and clear the hill as we rise to the peak!

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

:I .....I was hoping it would make you less inclined to attack but now I see otherwise. Blastoise, use Surf! [Z]I taught an hm to a starter??[/S]

 

[Voliol]

Fletchling, ride on its back all the way to the top!

 

[Squirrel]

Quick Zapdos, use Thunder to shock them out of the sky!

 

[Cemen]

You all have fallen prey to Zoroark's illusion since you are fighting over a little pile of mud while I am standing on the hill as the king. Now, Zoroark, use Swagger...

 

[Meadow]

Torterra, let's try our luck with Rock Climb again!

EDIT: I just realized that Squirrel has the power to win this game via thread lock. O_O

 

[Squirrel]

Pahaha. Palkia, teleport us to the top and freeze time with your Roar of Time to stop anyone else getting in! *locks thread* ;D