Lessons You've Learned From Pokemon.

[Peanutz]

Because the Pokemon series has so many things to teach us. ^_^

I've learned that it's okay to waltz into people's houses with out knocking,
that rodents can apparently control electricity,
and that as soon as you're ten years old, you're allowed to travel around alone and battle strangers.

So, what have you learned from Pokemon?

 

[BadCompany]

That it's ok to make animals your slaves and battle for your enjoyment.

 

[DonRoyale]

Never fight someone.

If you lose, you have the guy who beat you half your money. As if the fact that you'll probably end up in hospital with a ridiculously expensive bill isn't bad enough.

And hey, if you're lucky, he won't kill you and take the other half >_>

 

[BadCompany]

In real life it would end with RAPE. Especially if you're a girl.

 

[Peanutz]

. . . But what if you're a guy and the person who won was a girl?

 

[BadCompany]

Then it's obviously consensual.

 

[Peanutz]

Then it's obviously consensual.

Ah, I see.


Anyway, another thing I've learned from Pokemon is that if you throw away plush dolls, they'll become alive and hunt you down. (Referring to Banette, of course.)

 

[Lt_Nite]

I learned that a Magically horse thing rules over all pokemon, which is pretty sweet in my opinion. Also, that if bad guys come you can just blast them away with some electricity, and that no matter how high they seem to go, they end up fine next encounter.

 

[b0RicU4™]

under no circumstances never walk into grass :P

 

[Tacogeddon]

I learned that all species in the entire world lay eggs.


Yes even that one.

 

[Åzurε]

:P @ taco, I learned Pokemon can dance even if covered in fire, large stones and tree stumps (super contests). XD

 

[Psyburn]

That Game freak likes making things tedious to piss you off.

 

[Legobricks]

I'm trying to think of something serious, apparently unlike everyone before me... but no, Pokemon isn't an educational game, it's an entertainment game.

 

[Charliezard]

Water puts out fire...eh, I started young.

 

[Åzurε]

Even when in a life-or-death fight against an evil sociopath in an alternate universe, you still have to take turns.

 

[Artemis]

I've learned that if you are blasted thousands of feet high into the air, and coming crashing down to the ground, you'll still stay alive :)

 

[Åzurε]

I leaned that dads don't actually exist unless they're a gym leader or a Brain.

 

[Opposite Day]

A hat and a pair of glasses makes for a perfect disguise, no matter what.

 

[Artemis]

A cat can be represented as a talking human, even with the worst disguise.

 

[Zelda]

I learned that you should never give up on your dreams. :)