Lessons You've Learned From Pokemon.

[SBaby]

Pokemon are Good, Humans are Bad

Humans are the only creatures in the world capable of evil. Regardless of how many people any Pokemon has viciously murdered in the past, or whether or not said Pokemon has tried to kill the main character, it's not really evil if he or she is a Pokemon. Therefore we can deduce that if a Pokemon destroys half the world, then the men, women, children, babies and other Pokemon living on that half must've had it coming.

 

[The CriminaL]

That they're stalkers on every corner.
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[airindia787]

That one can cram an animal the size of the Burj Dubai into a ball the size of one's palm.

That buildings are much bigger on the inside than on the outside.

That Pokemon can cry one back to life.

 

[Missingno.7-4468]

I learned that a pathetic fish can turn into a huge dragon-like thing.

 

[MUSION]

I learned that bad guys never win :D

Also that you can cram your Pokemon full of drugs and not get disqualified from the league.

Oh yeah, in the seas of Hoenn, you can either breath underwater or hold your breath forever.

 

[Psyburn]

I learned that Beldum is Dan Hibiki, for he taunts you everytime he escapes your balls.

 

[Vie]

I have learned how to use glitches in RL.
And that pimped table tennis rackets are ugly and look grimly.

 

[Shadow Umbreon Xd 002]

I learned that you ride things that are half the size of you and that its ok to take peoples money after you defeat them.

 

[Second Coming of Jebus]

I learnt that you get the only room in the house, along with a comfortable bed, computer and/or gaming console while your mother lives downstairs in the kitchen/lounge room. I've also learnt that parenting is alot easier since you only have to take care of your kids til the age 10 when they leave home.

 

[Ray Maverick]

My Post.....

I learned to read with the pokemon games,pokemon taught me to like english,also they taught me to be stubborn.How is this possible?

5 years ago,i wanted badly a flygon.But i didn't knew what his previous evolutions were,so i can catch them,train them,and then have the flygon.I was frustated,and i trained 20 pokemon in the area of the pokedex,where the flygon was.I found out that it was a trapinch. o.0
I never imagined that it'd be that pokemon.

Please don't make fun of me.

I'm not writing every time i post this CSS design

 

[Second Coming of Jebus]

Lol sounds like something I'd do, but I had the internetz and also a friend that new every poke and it's evolutions XD

 

[Person Number 3]

I learned that apes have either fiery tails or fiery heads.
I learned that experience in the world is given to you in points.
I learned that creatures can only know four things to do.

 

[Shadow Lucas]

I learned that theres know bathrooms and you can live youre live without eating

 

[Zanny77]

Then it's obviously consensual.

That was horribly sexist.

 

[zerwey]

I learned that humans like Ash never need to crap.

Lol, you're right.

Also, I learned that they never shower, take a bath, drink water, eat food, all the necessities of life.

They only walk, run, ride, battle, and sleep. ):

 

[Dextrose]

I learned that whenever you lose a battle you will either lose consciousness on the spot or rush to the nearest Pokemon Center and then do so.

 

[Master Terrador]

I learned that An Evil bar code thing lives at the Coast of Tropical Islands...

And that A Sea Dragon that evolved from a carp can presumably Fly...O.o

And that mythical creatures are So stupid...they can only do 4 things...

 

[Åzurε]

I learned that it's possible to render unconscious avatars of nature, the god of death, and the time/space continuum, but if a dude in a space suit is standing in front of you, there's nothing you can do about it. Until you beat a Gym Leader, of course.

 

[Artemis]

With Pokémon I actually learned that even if the bird is as small as a Hoothoot, you can still fly to far distances no matter how big you are xD

 

[Misheard Whisper]

I learned that even if your Pokemon knows how to smash the rock or cut down the tree blocking your way, you ARE NOT ALLOWED TO until you get a new badge. >_> Duh.

And if you're on some quest to save the world from collapsing, and you screw up, it's OK! Just go off, train for another 5 hours of gameplay, and go back! Cynthia and Cyrus will still be having a staring match in the Distortion World! Whee!

And every item in the world looks like a Pokeball when it's lying on the ground. No exceptions.

I also learned that when a Pokemon faints, it won't wake up until you take it to a Pokemon Center or feed it a small, diamond-shaped piece of who-knows-what. Really, what do they make medicine out of?

Bad guys never attack YOU. The sensible thing to do would be to pull out a handgun and blow the ten-year-old's head off, but instead they use their pogeymanz to . . . well, get pwned by a kid. Then they run away, leaving the kid to wander freely through the place they were guarding.

Grunts in an evil HQ never raise the alarm after they lose, just standing around listlessly.

If you're a fully grown adult, working for a nationwide crime ring, and you lose to a kid, it's excusable if you say that your only intention was to hold him/her up while the boss gets away/steals the legendary Pokemon.

I have talked too much.

Oh, and playing lullabies wakes things up.