Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

[Skystrike]

Granted, but then World Overabundance begins. Whatever that is.

I wish I had a magic wand.

 

[Elikiteru]

Granted, but you don't know how to use it.

I wish my wish will get corrupted.

 

[Mew]

Granted, but I corrupt your Pokemon save file too.

I wish you would notice my changed username.

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but I forgot who you are.

I wish for a lovely, wonderful dalmatian with NO causalities! >:D

Infiltrate THAT, Noibat! c:<

 

[Fernbutter]

Granted. It doesn't belong to you.

I wish for all of my organs to start hemorrhaging and bleeding profusely as my eyes start to boil with the pain of a hundred suns, and lastly for me to spontaneously combust then I explode.

 

[Skystrike]

Granted, it happens in front of all your loved ones too.

I wish PC had a more active userbase (how much more active can you get)

 

[Elements1]

Granted but everyone just posts spam

I wish that I won the millions dollar lottery!

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but it's in women products coupons. :P

I wish for a planet to blow up!

 

[Fernbutter]

Granted. It's Pluto.

I wish for a social life.

 

[Elements1]

Granted but you spend so much time with your social life your family disowns you.

I wish Fernbutter's family reown him again.

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but they lock him in a basement and never leave him out. xD

I wish that this online game i'm playing would load. :C

 

[PikaNitro]

Granted, It stalls and glitches out on you so hard that you smash your fist at your computer.

I wish I could have sound on my computer so that I can Modify my Sim's Voice in The Sims 3.

 

[Sopheria]

Granted, you get sound but the only sound that comes out of your computer is Friday by Rebecca Black.

I wish for a decent pair of earphones.

 

[Elements1]

Granted but your laptop, phone, ipod, etc all break down as it plugs in.

I wish I was a ninja.

 

[Mew]

Granted, but you aren't the green ninja.

I wish that I was unbanned from GBATemp.

 

[FloatingMew]

Granted, but the site crashes whenever you try to enter it.

I wish I was the very best like no one ever was.

 

[Mew]

Granted, but you couldn't catch and train them all, and your very quest was unfulfilled.

I wish... for a sandwich!

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Granted, but it actually tastes like sand.

I wish copyright companies like WMG would allow creative people to use their media.

 

[Fernbutter]

Granted. All usable media then gets corrupted spontaneously and they can never be salvaged again, ever.

I wish for Tiara to get unbanned.

 

[Skystrike]

Denied, wishing can 't override mod powers per provision 1235 of the Wish Act.

I wish that I wasn't so bored