Never Ending Cheat

[The Bringer!]

You will find yourself in the safari zone with a level 50 whismur that eats people, the only way to escape is to force feed it 99 potions and a...

 

[bolmedias14]

barrel of TMs. This must include at least 10 of TM0...

 

[Vie]

0: *****slap. then the whismur runs around and

 

[Cobja619]

trips on a random pebble. You laugh.

 

[Vie]

then you throw your masterball and try to catch it

...here we go again cobja :)

 

[Cobja619]

YOU FAIL BECAUSE THIS WHILSMUR IS REALLY YA MUM IN A SUIT. SHE SHOOTS IN THE CROUCH.

Here we go.... again....

 

[Vie]

You loose your consciousness

...poor crouch...again...

 

[bolmedias14]

when you regain consiousness, you are magically in the world of...

 

[Cobja619]

no crouches.... you sit in the dark and cry.

 

[bolmedias14]

A random Beezal (a baby Buizel with a floatation sac hanging from its neck like a collar) walks up to you and tells you not to be sad. You are then invigorated, and promise that you will never leave Beezal behind, ever. Beezal is now completely immortal. If at any point Beezal is forgotten, you automatically lose the entire game. Walk with Beezal to...

 

[Cobja619]

isn't it buizel?
anyway, you can't even remember 5 minutes ago so, you forget it.....

 

[Vie]

and go to mommy. she is sitting there, talking to a crouch.

 

[bolmedias14]

You then go on a rampage, destroying ALL crouches. This is a pokemon never-ending cheat, dude. You are then confronted by a giant...


(btw Beezel is my idea, I thought of it myself and thought it would be good)

 

[Vie]

geodude, sucking you into is stomach. yuck...

 

[Cobja619]

it's rocky crouch scraps off your face (yuck) and you bleed to death.

 

[Vie]

so, you are dead once again. wow, more luck than a cat. so you fly to heaven and meet chuck norris.

 

[bolmedias14]

Chuck Norris actually turns out to be a Gengar. To regain your life, you must defeat the Chuck Norris Gengar, using nothing more than...

 

[Vie]

a pancake. so you bake one, throw it into his face and

 

[bolmedias14]

he suffocates. unfortunately for you, he also spontaneously combusts. You must then escape on the flying pokemon called...

 

[Vie]

charizard ♥♥♥ you fly to kanto, hoping to find