PokéStory Time - Just add five words!

[Meadow]

Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream...

Oh, snap. The plot twist has been set up. xD

 

[Squirrel]

Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer!

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN!

 

[Meadow]

LMAO I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING xD

Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as...

 

[Squirrel]

LMAO I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING xD

Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite...

 

[Meadow]

Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long...

Lol, you copied and pasted "LMAO I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING. xD"

 

[Squirrel]

This is why I shouldn't post at 4 AM XD

Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving...

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes.

WHAT HAVE YOU PEOPLE BEEN DOING.

 

[Foxrally]

Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos...

Good god this story should end soon

 

[Aslan]

Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to...

Possible encounter between Sandshrew and Garbador again? What'll happen? ;]

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant...

 

[Lycanthropy]

Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming...

 

[Winter]

Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down...

 

[Lycanthropy]

Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed...

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches...

 

[Lycanthropy]

Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower...

 

[Olli]

Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she...

 

[Lycanthropy]

Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset...

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset, while her son made torches...

 

[Lycanthropy]

Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset, while her son made torches putting Litwick on top of...

 

[Winter]

Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset, while her son made torches putting Litwick on top of an old paralyzed grandmother Trevenant...