Share your PokePuns!

[NiirB]

I was talking with a friend of mine some time back and our conversation went a bit like this:

Me: I don't get it! Why does everyone like charmander so much!?
Friend: Well because he's hot.
Me: Oh har di har har that was so onixpected.

Basically this is a thread where you can share all of the pokepuns that you can find or even the ones from the anime that you didn't catch when you were a kind (get it? har, har).


I hope i'm posting this is the correct section

 

[MurkMire]

Raichu! Zap-dos punks!

Get it? Because, it's ZAPPING DOSE punks...

 

[Brendino]

While PokePuns being in Pokemon General isn't all that Farfetch'd, it isn't much of a discussion topic. It is a fun thread that could work over in Pokemon Trivia though, so let's Rhydon over there with some more puns!

MOVED.

 

[Abby]

Do you bayleef in life after luvdisc?
Just the main question in the film that will starmie and staru.
Theres also a race and i come second to last the winner comes up and says you were slow bro, i then said to the lose you were slow,poke. He said it hurt.

 

[MurkMire]

I Absol-utely love Absol. Good lawd, I'm bad.

 

[NiirB]

I have heard that aladin gave the princess a magikarp-ed ride.

 

[Fernbutter]

God these are all terrible, I guess you can forget about me to Raichu a letter of friendship.

 

[Nidoking76]

What will they call the next pokemon market made?

Magmart.

 

[Abby]

I was in a detention so i togepi in my clothes

 

[lucariokul]

Not bad you lot. Lets put our heads together like a Doduo, and think like a Dodrio! Rattata-tarattata... Ratman!
Good Eeveening, gentlemen.
I Metapod of whales yesterday... huh? You think it's Farfetch'd? Im offended. that was Ghastly. I hope you have a crush, because ill Haunter dreams.
Kakuna matata...
Im not gonna Raichu a love song. Absol-utely not.
Do you Bayleef in me? Ill take you on a Magikarp-et ride.

 

[NiirB]

Good Eeveening, gentlemen.

This is goldeen

 

[Nidoking76]

I have to admit: the making of this thread was totally Onixpected. Even now, I am silently cursing the person who made this thread.

 

[eeveeandmew]

Im guessing you want this thread frillish-ed. XD lol jellyfishes

 

[Ephraim225]

Dewott you want. But may I Axew a question?

Can I Pikachu later?

 

[Hatsune Mika]

My finger was once has a Fraxure but it's okay now.
No, let me take a Pikachu in the shower 0;
I will Raichu smiley's on your arms.
You must be a Magneton, your are magnetizing me.
Ay girl >;P let me Squirtle on them Jigglypuffs.
I Blastoise away with my good looks o;
I had an Articuno dip before.
Jolteon the horizon!
You must be a Mew because of you Two ;P eh?

 

[MurkMire]

That's quite the Meowth-ful!

 

[MeetMeInUtopia]

I usually like adding Steelix to my teams. He make them rather Sturdy~

 

[Skystrike]

Never Pokėmon, or else you will be Machoke'd.

get it if you pronounce Pokemon the right way it sounds like poke-a-mom, hahaha and machoke, choke, lololo

 

[Wobbu]

Some more puns in this thread sound good right about Meowth :P

 

[Treetwig]

Hey girl.Im seaking on you to rhydon me.