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Share your PokePuns!

NiirB

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    I was talking with a friend of mine some time back and our conversation went a bit like this:

    Me: I don't get it! Why does everyone like charmander so much!?
    Friend: Well because he's hot.
    Me: Oh har di har har that was so onixpected.

    Basically this is a thread where you can share all of the pokepuns that you can find or even the ones from the anime that you didn't catch when you were a kind (get it? har, har).


    I hope i'm posting this is the correct section
     
    While PokePuns being in Pokemon General isn't all that Farfetch'd, it isn't much of a discussion topic. It is a fun thread that could work over in Pokemon Trivia though, so let's Rhydon over there with some more puns!

    MOVED.
     
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    Just the main question in the film that will starmie and staru.
    Theres also a race and i come second to last the winner comes up and says you were slow bro, i then said to the lose you were slow,poke. He said it hurt.
     
    Not bad you lot. Lets put our heads together like a Doduo, and think like a Dodrio! Rattata-tarattata... Ratman!
    Good Eeveening, gentlemen.
    I Metapod of whales yesterday... huh? You think it's Farfetch'd? Im offended. that was Ghastly. I hope you have a crush, because ill Haunter dreams.
    Kakuna matata...
    Im not gonna Raichu a love song. Absol-utely not.
    Do you Bayleef in me? Ill take you on a Magikarp-et ride.
     
    My finger was once has a Fraxure but it's okay now.
    No, let me take a Pikachu in the shower 0;
    I will Raichu smiley's on your arms.
    You must be a Magneton, your are magnetizing me.
    Ay girl >;P let me Squirtle on them Jigglypuffs.
    I Blastoise away with my good looks o;
    I had an Articuno dip before.
    Jolteon the horizon!
    You must be a Mew because of you Two ;P eh?
     
    Never Pokėmon, or else you will be Machoke'd.

    get it if you pronounce Pokemon the right way it sounds like poke-a-mom, hahaha and machoke, choke, lololo
     
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