So All of Our Avatars Walk Into a Bar...

[Headfirst For Halos]

[Teleports into bar, and sees the block of "gibberish" in front of me.]

...what's going on?

 

[last fighter 36]

*Talks to buizel in the pokemon language*

Hi buizel i am a water type too.

 

[smile!]

"Oh God," he wipes the sweatdrop on his face. "Pokemon talk. What else could go wrong now?"

 

[last fighter 36]

That we can talk human too.

Why is there a missigno here.

 

[SamuraiMaster]

"Uhh.......I'm either going crazy, am seeing what I normally see in life, or am already way to drunk to even care...." My Buizel says, crossing his arms and closing his eyes as he usually does.

 

[Headfirst For Halos]

[Sits on a stool and orders a glass of vanilla-flavored soy milk.]

...

 

[last fighter 36]

*Another enters the bar now*

Hi

 

[Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog]

Bill looks around nervously, feeling as if he just aged about 10 years. He was almost positive that nobody would find him adorable anymore, although that totally became less important when he noticed the Missingno standing in the middle of the bar. "Now that's groovy! I bet Paul's never seen one of those!"

{OOC: For clarification, I changed my avatar since I last posted here, and the older one of Bill Gates was from the 70's, while this one's from the 80's. Hence why he aged about 10 years.}

 

[last fighter 36]

Hi.

I guess.

/I should change it back to Oshawott but Friday i'm going to a friend to make me a secret Avatar.

 

[Corvus of the Black Night]

Lief walks into a bar. Nostalgic over Pokemon Leafgreen Version, he insists on talking to everybody about how much he loved it.

 

[Maraala]

*starts singing*

"Mr. Bubbles, Mr. Bubbles
Are you there? Are you there?
Bring me lollies, Bring me toffees
Teddy bears, teddy bears."

 

[The Corrupt Plague]

After hovering in that spot flickering for who knows how long so it can assess the situation, the glitch Pokemon spoke telepathically: "Wow, this world sure is different than the one I'm from. I'm not sure what dumped me here, but I may as well make the most of it." It moved over to the desk and suddenly transformed into something that resembled a ghost, something that those minds can comprehend. "One Moo-moo milk, please."

 

[Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog]

"Hello. Are those real ears?" Bill started playing with the girl's ears, trying to pull them off but with little success.

 

[Zeta Sukuna]

The question caught Chen's attention, even if it wasn't directed towards her, as she, too, had cat ears. She looked around and saw another cat woman there. She noticed the man pulling on her ears, so she covered her own up. "W̴̫̦̔̿̾̓̅̇͂̅h̩̞͎͓̟͆̀̐̅̆̄͆̕-̫̺̣̠̱̆̊ͮ͆̔ͭ́ẇ̡͈̱͚̈̅ͭh͓̟͎͛̐̃͋̅͑̉̎͡o̝̪̜͊̄̽͒ͪ̀͘ ͨ̍́̽̇̅͏̡͈̙̰a̴̦̙͎͊ͩ̎̌ͧͩ̀r̭̘̠̳͋͐̈͠ę̰̦͈̻͕̼̘̝̯͗͆ͬ ̴̳͕́̇ͤ̽ͧ̇͑͝y͚̜͉̮̣͆̓-̞̺̤̖̻͎͔͈̇̇̆ͣͭ̏́y͕̫̗͖ͮ̇ͫ̉̌ǫ̖̀ͦͯ͐͆͌͘u͚̥͉ͪ̉ͩͯ̽ͬ͂ͫ?̟͆ͥͭ̚͠" Chen asked the two, a bit curious.

 

[Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog]

While turning around to answer Chen, Bill let go of the girl's ears, accidentally punching himself in the face. "Um, I'm Bill. Bill Gates." He shook Chen's hand, then adjusted his glasses. They were lopsided, since he hit them when he punched himself in the face.

 

[last fighter 36]

I'm Sandy.

*Talks to Missigno.*

 

[Meduza]

-Walks into the bar, even though this is unlike Dawn's character at all-

Um....... (Dawn is speechless seeing all the people here)

 

[Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog]

"Hey, um, Sandy," Bill said somewhat nervously, "Want to dance with me?" Before she could answer, he ran over to the jukebox, put a dime in, and had it play Bridge Over Troubled Water. He walked back over to where Sandy was standing and started dancing in a really uncoordinated and rhythmless manner.

 

[Maraala]

*hears the music and starts yelling*

MR. B! It's three too many! It's three too many! It's three too many! ALL YOUR FACES ARE MELTED!

 

[TheAppleFreak]

*floats in*
SKREEE

*noms on someone's head*