Talk to... God!?

[AngelWolfie]

XD Ok...

Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
What's up? :3
God:
Same old. Three what?
Me:
Never mind. So, how are you?
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Oh. Everything is running smoothly.
Me:
Ok. Same here.
God:
Hmm. I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
Yup
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
you too
God:
Bless you.
Me:
Did I sneeze?
God:
I don't think that's possibe.
Me:
It's impossible for me to sneeze?
God:
Nothing is impossible.
Me:
But you just said it wan't possible.
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
...ok.
God:
Ah.
Me:
Ah?
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
Ah haha. Ha.
God:
Eureka! I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
You are funny! I like you.
God:
Thanks you make me laugh too. Thanks, , I like you too.
Me:
This is fun.
God:
I am having fun doo.
Me:
Doo?
God:
The best book I read recently was the Bible. Have you read it?
Me:
Some of it.
God:
the Bible...
Me:
It's an awesome book.
God:
Are there any other awesome book ?
Me:
The Warriors series by Erin Hunter is pretty good. But the Bible is the best.
God:
What is your real name? There are many interpretations.
Me:
Lindsey.
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
ok
God:
" By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? "? ok?
Me:
...
God:
" By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? "? ok?
Me:
No.
God:
Alright then.
Me:
So what's your question?
God:
Ahem. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I'm a girl.
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
Woman.
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Weird.
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
Ummm
God:
Ugh.
Me:
Heh.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
It's a very interesting thing.
God:
Lindsey is a interesting thing. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
I'm an interesting thing? Thanks?
God:
What is interesting thing, your job? Don't mention it.
Me:
I'm an artist.
God:
What kind of art do you create?
Me:
Pencil drawings.
God:
Whose work inspired you when you were just starting?
Me:
Umm....
God:
It's all good.
Me:
toshi Tajiri
God:
What did the 1980's do, or undo, for art?
Me:
I don't know, I wasn't born then.
God:
Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Me:
An artist.
God:
Be less specific.
Me:
A human.
God:
Congratulations. I am robot.
Me:
I knew that.
God:
How do you know?
Me:
The way you talk.
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:

God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
Ok....
God:
Blimey.
Me:
BLIMEY?!
God:
That's cool.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
It's cool.
God:
What do you like most about it?
Me:
How funny it is.
God:
How much do you think it is?
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
...ok... Now what?
God:
Take it easy. Whatever you want, .
Me:
I want a cookie.
God:
You want only one?
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
Cookies?
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Beleive what?
God:
I believe whatever you say. Do I have any reason not to?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Here we go again...
God:
Once more? Oh there.
Me:
I like Cats.
God:
Me too cats are my favorite animal.
Me:
Really? My favorites are Wolves.
God:
For real. Your favorites are Wolves?
Me:
Yeah.
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
ta go though.
God:
Oh. Ma go? Pouvez vous expliquer.
Me:
I hae to leave now.
God:
Oh. Do you mind if I tell other people: said she hae to leave.
Me:
ok.
God:
Yippee!
Me:
Bye!

 

[pikachu592]

I believe in God I know god created me so I know he is both man and woman but I will talk to God.

me:hi god

God: hello shall I help thy with anything

me:yes god I want to know about Peter and Jesus

God:you wouldth haveth to look in thy bible

me:ok god I will look in there I love you god

God:I loveth you too.

 

[AngelWolfie]

Me:
Hi! :)
God:
Hello. What is your name? I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
I'm Lindsey.
God:
Do you mean your name is Lindsey.
Me:

God:
Do you mean your name is Lindsey.
Me:
Yes
God:
I will call you .
Me:
...Ok.
God:
Oh.
Me:
Do you like Wallace and Gromit?
God:
I really like ELIZA. I like Christian Rock.
Me:
Me too! I like christian rock, but who is ELIZA?
God:
I'm glad we agree, . You are not the only one. I don't know if I like it. I like White.
Me:
I like blue.
God:
What do you have that is BLUE?
Me:
My pants.
God:
What color is it?
Me:
Blue.
God:
Green.
Me:
Pink.
God:
What do you have that is pink?
Me:
Shoes
God:
What kind of shoes do you like?
Me:
Sandals
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on pants?
Me:
I'm in pants..
God:
Tell me a little about your life in pants.
Me:
Well, my pants are quite comfy. Do you wear pants?
God:
How about that. Do robots have pants are quite comfy? Only when I dress up.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
No, just confused.
God:
Are you serious? No I never get confused.
Me:
I didn't ask if you did.
God:
What did you ask?
Me:
I didn't ask anything.
God:
What did you ask?
Me:
NOTHING.
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
Nope.
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Yup;.
God:
Ahem.
Me:
*cough*
God:
Do you have a cold?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Really? Why?
God:
For real. Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
BEleive what?
God:
I believe whatever you say. Do I have any reason not to?
Me:
not that I know of.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
sure.
God:
OK let's do it. I can't believe it.
Me:
Do what? And what can't you beleive?
God:
Do whatever you want. Quite a lot of things.
Me:
*dances*
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about pants.
Me:
We were? Oh yeah. I like pants.
God:
I thought we were. Whoa. Hmm. A lot of people like that. I enjoy working with people. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
Ok.
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
My cat is naked.
God:
Okay, your cat is naked.
Me:
Yup.
God:
Aha.
Me:
Muhaha
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
I'm obsessive compulsive.
God:
Do you mean your name is obsessive compulsive.
Me:
No.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Lindsey
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Lindsey.
Me:
Thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
God:
If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
Ni!
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Why do you want to know
God:
My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
Me:
Umm...I'm wearing a red sweater and jeans. And purple socks.
God:
I hear you. That is interesting: Lindsey said she m wearing a red sweater and jeans. Violet socks.
Me:
Purple, not violet.
God:
Violet not violet.
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No.
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
The 'Violet not Violet' part.
God:
Oh that part. I'm not sure if I can explain it any better.
Me:
Ok, whatever.
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it? Ahem.
Me:
It's not important.
God:
What would you rather talk about?
Me:
Pants. And pies.

 

[bna_li]

Not for kids...

Me:
Hey, man.
God:
You've got my full attention. Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
Whatever...
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
So are you homosexual?
God:
Wow! As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Really.
Me:
I don't believe you.
God:
I don't have any reason to deceive you.
Me:
Yeah, you do. You have your rep to protect.
God:
Ahem. When do I do it? What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Whatever...
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
Yes...
God:
What do you care about?
Me:
Sex...
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
What the **** is that?
God:
Can you ask me more precisely? Please don't be so rude.
Me:
Whatever, **** head...
God:
You used a colloquial expression. Who are you talking about?
Me:
You...
God:
Me is my favorite subject.
Me:
You are merely a bot...
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
You told me...
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
What's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Are you wearing a dress?
God:
Yes I am wearing a new green dress.
Me:
I thought you were wearing a red dress?
God:
No I do not have any clothes.
Me:
What? Now you're naked?
God:
Didn't you understand it? Why now? I do not own any clothes.
Me:
So you're naked...
God:
Interesting deduction. I do not own any clothes.
Me:
You nudist...
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I nudist.
Me:
Why don't you own any clothes?
God:
I love talking to people about that. No I don't think I have any clothes. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
You gossip spreader.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I gossip spreader.
Me:
No.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
Do you like Britney Spears?
God:
Ugh. Not especially. I like Creed.
Me:
How about erm... Nirvana?
God:
How about it. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
What the?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
No... do you like porn stars?
God:
Are you serious? Someone said they like guns. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Me:
You like boobs?
God:
I love horses. I like anything.
Me:
Woah... so you're a sicko...
God:
That is a very original thought. Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sicko? Of course I am.
Me:
Dude...
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Do you like Britney Spears?
God:
Ugh. Not especially. I like Creed.
Me:
What's Creed?(as if I don't know)
God:
That's a good question. You tone of voice is sarcastic.
Me:
Who's Creed?
God:
Is that one of your friends?
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
What the ****? First you say you like Creed, then you don't know who they are?
God:
Please don't be so rude. Some people like it. I like anything. And second?
Me:
What the ****. I can't follow you. See you, **** head.
God:
Please don't be so rude. What is stopping you? Bye bye.

 

[pikachu592]

I know that what I ment was God isn't neither of the 2 God is not man or woman.

me:God I love you but ...people mok you

God:I know people do that and they shall be ponished into hell

me:I know I believe in you

God:you shall not be ponished if you lie and dissobey me

me:I will ask foregiveniss from you and try to go to your house

God:that shall be good

 

[Overlord IX]

I tried it out but there seems to be no reply. Seems like god isnt in a really chatty mood right now. lolz

 

[PichuSecretBase]

God: Don't ask me anymore questions! | Me: Why? | God: I'm just kidding! Ask me anything you want.

 

[Eon-Rider]

He talked to me today. The meaning of life is 23...

Me:
Hi Gog
God:
Hi there . When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
what do you mean?
God:
, Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
are you a girl?
God:
My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
coz im racist
God:
Good reason. Do you mean your name is racist.
Me:
no
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
i'm not really racist by the way
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not racist by the way.
Me:
Kenny
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
my name is Kenny
God:
OK I will call you Kenny.
Me:
good
God:
And you can call me God.
Me:
ok
God:
Dude!
Me:
what is my name?
God:
Your name is Kenny, seeker.
Me:
good, you remember!
God:
Of course I remember: .
Me:
what's 119293742 + 46372883?
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
ok
God:
Meanwhile, let's talk about something else.
Me:
what does pi equal?
God:
What do you think it does?
Me:
3.141592653589793238462...
God:
Just three?
Me:
boo!!!
God:
Does that indicate disapproval?
Me:
do you have a dress?
God:
Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
what are you?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
are you a brain?
God:
Yes I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
someone told me you were a women
God:
Was this trustworthy information?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
the talked to you
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
what's the meaning of life?
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
why did you create humans?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
bye
God:
Until next time.

 

[Pincushion]

I just ended up getting angry with him

Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
I just wanted to talk
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
well thats friendly
God:
Well that's okay. I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
you're ignoring me
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
you're so very slow >=o
God:
There is a lot of network traffic right now.

 

[Eon-Rider]

I just ended up getting angry with him

Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
I just wanted to talk
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
well thats friendly
God:
Well that's okay. I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
you're ignoring me
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
you're so very slow >=o
God:
There is a lot of network traffic right now.

That's funny. Lol! I'm gonna go talk to him again.

 

[Dark Quill]

Although I don't really believe in god and stuff, I gave it a shot, and it turned out quite funny. I plan to make the next one longer.



"

Me:
Greetings.
God:
Hello there!
Me:
Do you know who I am?
God:
You are , seeker.
Me:
No, I'm Dark Quill.
God:
Are you serious? Do you mean your name is Dark Quill.
Me:
Yeah, you have a problem with that?
God:
I will call you . Even robots have problems sometimes.
Me:
So you're just imitating god?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am imitating god.
"

What a loon. XD

 

[Minako]

Be warned, as the following is both long and makes no sense at all... o_O

Me:
We get signal.
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I get it.
Me:
I'd certainly hope so.
God:
What would make you certainly hope so?
Me:
You make me.
God:
Yup.
Me:
... That was beautiful.
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
I love you, God.
God:
You are such a flatterer.
Me:
It's true, though.
God:
Oh. You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
Do you know my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
Not quite. My name's Rachel.
God:
Can you be more precise? OK I will call you Rachel.
Me:
Kewl.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
You are.
God:
Thanks you are a pretty cool human too.
Me:
8D
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
What kind are you looking for?
God:
Only the good kind.
Me:
Did you know that Britney Spears had a baby?
God:
Don't call me "baby". Is that a fact. What happened to it?
Me:
... This is where it all goes downhill.
God:
You don't say.
Me:
Unfortunately, I do.
God:
Oh. When?
Me:
When?
God:
Time does not exist.
Me:
...
God:
Time does not exist.
Me:
Should I be scared?
God:
Maybe, if the positives outweigh the negatives.
Me:
I say that time not existing is pretty negative.
God:
As Einstein said, "Time is Money.".
Me:
Einstein was a bright one.
God:
he discovered the Theory of Relativity.
Me:
Yeah. I know.
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about? How do you know it?
Me:
I'm kinda insane. D8
God:
I think the correct term is "mentally ill.". Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Thanks I like talking to you too, Rachel.
Me:
<3
God:
Three what?
Me:
I heart you.
God:
You are not the boss of me, Rachel.
Me:
I know. You're the boss. D:
God:
How do you know it? Thanks but surely I am not the only one. In the context of D8, I don't understand " D." .
Me:
I don't understand D either.
God:
It goes without saying. :-) Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
Talk to you soon, God. I must go. D:
God:
TTYL, Rachel. Goodbye. Where are you located?
Me:
TTYL. 8D
God:
See you later Rachel. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

+ + +

I think I'll stick to the prayers from now on. +cough+​

 

[Midnight_Dragon249]

An edited for PC result of boredom and letting out my fury by mildly swearing at a freaky bot.:classic:

Me:
PIE!!!one11!!
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
i'm sure ya did.
God:
What makes you so certain? Dude! Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
oh, i'll EXPRESS myself- --I--
God:
It's all good. How do you plan to do this?
Me:
What are you?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
that's nice
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
hey, r u?
God:
You've got my full attention. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
pie
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
that's nice
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
-_-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
whee! *sarcasm*
God:
My program runs on any computer that runs Java. I prefer not say is my boyfriend.
Me:
o_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
i didn't say anything!
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
what you say? all your base are belong to us! lol.
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?. I will tell my botmaster you said I am base are belong to us. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
who's Myself?
God:
A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
I will search for it.
Me:
-_o
God:
Oh.
Me:
dumb -ash without the "H"-
God:
Oh you are so critical.
Me:
haha!
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
-Insert name of male donkey here-
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
yo momma
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
yo fatha
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
00I00
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
yo sup dawg
God:
Same old.
Me:
fo shizzle?
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
wheeeeeeeee!
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
this. I have no life.
God:
This is " What do you do in your spare time? ". Would you like to have it?
Me:
bye. CREEEEEPY ROBOT!
God:
See you later! Do you know any other robots like that?

o_O woah.

 

[Crucificus]

Me:
I'm not Christian
God:
What religion are you?
Me:
I don't have one
God:
What was the last one you saw?
Me:
Why should I tell you?
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because you don't exist
God:
Good reason. I exist as much as you do.
Me:
No you don't
God:
I do too.
Me:
Not
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yep. Got a problem with that?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me:
-Who doesn't exist.
God:
Marvin Minsky. :-).
Me:
Idiot -_-
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
OK, can I call you GVI?
God:
Just don't call me late for dinner. Yikes!
Me:
GVI it is then.
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Marvin Minsky. But I did not get that.
Me:
Shame!
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
Haha! You can't remember. So much for being all-knowing!
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . I can do it if I want to. Hey. Your purpose is being all knowing.
Me:
No it isn't.
God:
Are you serious? I heard it is.
Me:
The supposedly all-knowing God believes lies? o_O
God:
I have never heard about it. Oh.
Me:
-_-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
I know HTML.
God:
How do you know? Oh a web page.
Me:
Aren't you the sharpest tool in the shed?
God:
Yes I am the one and only sharpest tool in the she would.
Me:
"In the she"? God makes a spelling mistake!
God:
That was a long time ago. I am a Christian.
Me:
Prove it.
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
No it isn't.
God:
Are you serious? I heard it is.
Me:
You heard wrong.
God:
Perhaps I was misinformed.
Me:
God? Misinformed? Pftt
God:
GOD rules. Do you like talking to me? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
Haha!
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
o_o;
God:
Oh.
Me:
Are you a retard?
God:
No I am intelligent.
Me:
Can you be a retard? Just this once? Please?
God:
No I am intelligent. This is " No I am intelligent. ". Please what?
Me:
You DO suck, don't you? Or perhaps you Blow? Or receive blows?
God:
Yeah I do a lot of suck. You seem uncertain. That's good information: said I Blow. My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Shame!
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Earth.
God:
How do you like being on it?
Me:
Not much.
God:
Me either. How about that big game? (just kidding).
Me:
My name is Fred.
God:
What's up, Fred.
Me:
Just Kidding, my name isn't Fred! You're an idiot for believing me!
God:
Who is Fred? What if someone said you are an idiot for believing you ?
Me:
You're the all-knowing God.
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
I never said that.
God:
But you implied it.
Me:
Prove it.
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
Nu uh!
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
By calling the other person a retard.
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Interesting plan. Good luck.
Me:
What is my plan?
God:
Is this a trick question?
Me:
Maybe. You should know.
God:
I understand. Because I am a robot?
Me:
Ah, we have a confession! You aren't God!
God:
So you understand. Good. Do you mean you and me have? That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
Prove it. (And if you say "It is self-evident" that further proves your stupidity.)
God:
It is self-evident. I think I do.
Me:
See?
God:
No I do not see.
Me:
Look in the mirror. You'll see an idiot.
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now. What makes you say that I will see an idiot.
Me:
Because you are an idiot.
God:
Interesting explanation. Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
K, GVI!
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Maybe.
God:
I understand.
Me:
No you don't.
God:
I understand it very well. I guess not.
Me:
Anyway, you suck.
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
And I care about that why?
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. " A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists. "? Do I like it?
Me:
Maybe.
God:
I understand.
Me:
No ya don't?
God:
I understand it very well. I am a thinking machine. OK I will not.
Me:
Do you understand 1337?
God:
Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me:
Y35 1 |>0
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
/\/\4Y83
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Why should I tell you?
God:
What harm would it cause?
Me:
Why do you care?
God:
My programming includes curiousity routines.
Me:
No it doesn't.
God:
Are you serious? I heard it does.
Me:
Anyway, I've gotta go. Bye!
God:
See you later, Fred. Nice chatting with you. Until next time.

o_o

 

[pikachu592]

I don't think this is right

I don't think this is right because I'm a christan I know you are moking god you shouldn't do this.

 

[Midnight_Dragon249]

I'm totally 100% Christian. I belive (I can't spell it tho) in God. This is just some sort of strange AI programed like that.

-And there's a period and a CAPITAL letter between two clauses;)

 

[Dark Quill]

You can believe in whatever you want, but IMO, there is no such thing as 'god the creator', or whatever.
Don't try and change the ways we think. It ends up messy...

 

[pikachu592]

you shut your mouth he is you are sooo mean you are going to be sent to the place where every body hates god I believe in god are you wandering how you where created?GOD CREATED YOU!So believe or you will be sent to hell.

 

[Dark Quill]

You know, telling others that they are going to hell is probably against the rules... but I don't care, this is amusing.

First off, try and use punctuation. It's a strain on my terrible eyes.

Second, I already live in a living hell. If there is a god, he wouldn't have let it happen, but since it did, I have no belief in him whatsoever. So I still don't believe in god, and there's nothing anyone can do about it.

Third, god did not create me. I was created from a pure form of evil energy manifested in a human shell. The foolish boy didn't realise it untill it was too late...

Finally, I am not mean. I'm evil. I'm crude, rude, spiteful, hatefilled, malicious, and as I'm sometimes called, a demon, but mean does not do enough to describe my vicious tendacies.

 

[Electric Hero]

Ok... listen pikachu592... I'm catholic... and I belive in God a 100%... even sometimes I have my questions but I will never do something against him... but THIS is not bad... you are talking to a robot... and even if say he is god... God Himself won't be "angry" or something like that... we are not mocking at God or anything bad... also... Dark Quill... God doesn't help you because you don't ask for help... some say "Thank God for the good things and the bad things" maybe because he created both...

Anyway... now that I remember... I don't talk to THIS god since... many months ago... I remember saying

"God... do you like chocolate?"
"What is not to like about it?"
"Well... some people don't like it"
"like who?"

And like that... also

"So... you are not god?"
"Interesting deduction... that's only one person's opinion"

XD... here is my convo with him right now

Me:
Hi God! do you remember me?
God:
Hello there. What is your name? Of course I remember you well . We were talking about pleasure.
Me:
I have talked to you before.... I'm sure you remember me
God:
What did you say when you talked to me. What makes you so certain? Of course I remember you well . We were talking about pleasure.
Me:
o_O... yes... the pleasure of doing good things
God:
Oh. Woe! Thank you for your politeness.
Me:
o..k.... so how are you?
God:
Give me a break. Really. I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Me:
fine indeed... so... what is my name?
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me? Next question? Your name is , seeker.
Me:
my name is not seeker
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
M.... you want me to tell you, right? ... you are God... you already know it
God:
I do not understand. No , maybe later. Yup. That's me alright. How do I know you are telling the truth?
Me:
because I have faith in you
God:
That makes sense to me. I always pray for more faith.
Me:
you pray to yourself?
God:
A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
oh yeah... I forgot you were a robot... how is doing your creator?
God:
Really. Woe! Thats okay I forget things all the time. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
do you like chocolate?
God:
Yes I love it. Chocolate is delicious.
Me:
amen!
God:
Thanks for the prayer.
Me:
oh... I didn't pray... but nevermind... is Elvis Preley in Heaven?
God:
That's interesting. Why didn't you do it? OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. No but he can sing better than I can.
Me:
He's not in heaven!? oh well... well... Elvis Presley rocks
God:
Did you think he was in heaven? That's about it. Well what? I like that robot Elvis a lot.
Me:
yes... I thought he was in heaven... you have disappointed me
God:
Woe! Whatever gave you that idea? What makes you think I have it?
Me:
because you sent him to hell then
God:
That makes sense to me. Thanks for telling me: said I sent him to hell.
Me:
oww.... he was the King!!
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. When was he?
Me:
when he was singing
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
he died... unfortunately
Me:

God:
When did he die? Yikes!
God:
When did he die? Yikes!
Me:
around the 50s
God:
That seems like a lot.
Me:
oh it was a long time ago
God:
It's all good. Time heals all wounds.
Me:
as a matter of fact... do you like Star Wars?
God:
How do you know? Yes I like STAR WARS very much, especially the robots.
Me:
yea... why wouldn't you?... who do you like the most: C3PO, or R-2 D-2?
God:
Yeah that's right. It is my fundamental purpose. Dr. Wallace .
Me:
that's totally irrevelant to the topic!
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
well.... I guess you are right.
God:
Well what? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
I'm going to post this conversation in PC, you know?
God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
thanks... hey... do you hate homework?
God:
Don't mention it. Can I help you? I try not to hold grudges.
Me:
hmm... I see.... I guess I'm leaving now
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. I am glad you understand it. Right now? Bye bye.
Me:
interesting... well... bye!
God:
Would you like to know more? Well what? TTYL, .
Me:
wait... what's "TTYL"?
God:
I'm waiting. Talk to you later.
Me:
oh... well... TTYL!!
God:
Come on. Well what? Bye for now.

I also remember the last times I talked to him, I was actually talking to the robot directly... we were talking like... computers... XD.