The "Infinite" "Wisdom" of Shanghai Alice

[Maraala]

So i herd u liek mudkipz?

 

[Shanghai Alice]

So i herd u liek mudkipz?

I probably spent 5-10 minutes sifting through images, looking for a witty response.

But I really don't want to drag The 'chan into this.

So...

Consolation Prize: Miku Hatsune

 

[PG Tips]

Looks like this thread is in desperate need for a saviour.

What should I do to kill everyone make everyone happy?

 

[ShyRayq]

why is everone getting older but not me?
is it because of that drink called "The youth"?

please answer!

 

[Snow Phoenix]

GRR! *rants

Where did all the boatloads of ice types that I expected to be in B&W go O:<

And why are there so many grass and bug types?

P.S You better not say global warming ;.;

 

[Maraala]

Oh dear Shangy, why must the world be so cruel and have this Pokemon White ROM not work?

 

[She's a Witch!]

O great Shanghai Alice, why must Black and White take so long to be released in the US?

And why are your socks on the wrong feet?

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Hey Shangy, why aren't you coming online and answering our questions, my alt even took her time to save the thread from absolute death D:

 

[Åzurε]

Oh dear. We're a bit backed up in here, huh? Time for a speed round, beginning from Shangy's last post.

Begin!

1.Lethal injection. More fun than it looks.
2.It's the MSG; lay off the Doritos.
3.Global warming.
4.Because Game Freak has someone from the MOTHER team working with them (more on this later)
5.Because I CAN'T WAIT TOO! =< And Shangy has two left feet. Lit'ra'ly.
6.The internetmiko needed to learn a lesson... In futility(???)!

 

[Massacre.]

What can Element 115 be used for?

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Question one: Why have you named yourself after something found in awesome video games?

Question two: Does this signature make my butt look big?

 

[last fighter 36]

Oh great wisdom master where is your secret stash of blue eggplants that grow peanut butter and jelly trees ?

 

[Shanghai Alice]

Oh, THAT'S why

This: https://www.pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?t=234339

got banned.

...gah, this is why humans are just...

What can Element 115 be used for?

Mass amounts of teleportation to Gensokyo.

Question one: Why have you named yourself after something found in awesome video games?

The answer is the third to last word in that question.

Question two: Does this signature make my butt look big?[/QUOTE]
Yes.

Oh great wisdom master where is your secret stash of blue eggplants that grow peanut butter and jelly trees ?

Right underneath the Moriya Shrine.



Also, I thank you, my great miko. I... had other things to do, mainly band, band, and more band.

But I do appreciate the MOTHER reference.

YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND MUDKIP'S TRUE FORM.

 

[A Pixy]

OH MIGHTY SHANGHAI ALICE, WHY DOES ONE PIECE SUCK SO BAD?

 

[Shanghai Alice]

OH MIGHTY SHANGHAI ALICE, WHY DOES ONE PIECE SUCK SO BAD?

The reason is completely and totally obvious.

One Piece s@cksss s9b%jDly BeCAU3*se

Did it work? DID IT WORK? Can you hear me? Can you outworlders really hear me?

After the Feds closed down our last connection, believing it to be a duplicate of this one... But it actually worked... Yukari! It worked!

Oh, did it? Brilliant... Hellooooo, all you people out there! My name is Yukari, your new dictator! Oh, of course I'm just joking... We're hijacking this connection, and using it for our own nefarious ends, so your regularly scheduled Shanghai is being postponed.

Lemme ask a question! Hey, outworlders, what exactly is this Internet thing? How does it work? Why was it created? How can data be transmitted so quickly without magic? Tell me! Tell me!

((Yes, we've been Touhou Hijacked. Answer Nitori's question!))

 

[Dogboy2709]

oh great Shanghai, when will a few of my old friends want to re-become friends with me?

 

[Shanghai Alice]

oh great Shanghai, when will a few of my old friends want to re-become friends with me?

Nitori: Why would you want more human friends...?

 

[Reddo]

Oh great Oracle of Misteries... XD
I have a few questions!

1 - When will the sky become green?
2 - It's true that Deoxys is thy favorite pokémon?
3 - When will the word Twilight be cleansed of evil?
4 - What's the meaning of life, universe, and Mudkips?
5 - I have $2500,00. What do I buy?
6 - Can someone have a wisdom like thine?
7 - Art thou tired of replying my questions?

Thank thee, Great Oracle!

 

[Dogboy2709]

That didn't anwser my question. I'll re-ask that one later. i have another matter.

I found a spell that could put me inside any video game i choose. Will it work?

 

[Shanghai Alice]

What the? You morons don't get it, do you?

Okay... I'll spell it out.

Shanghai Alice is... not here right now. I've locked him out of this little connection. I, Nitori Kawashiro, am the one speaking to you.

Get it?

Oh great Oracle of Misteries... XD
I have a few questions!

1 - When will the sky become green?
2 - It's true that Deoxys is thy favorite pokémon?
3 - When will the word Twilight be cleansed of evil?
4 - What's the meaning of life, universe, and Mudkips?
5 - I have $2500,00. What do I buy?
6 - Can someone have a wisdom like thine?
7 - Art thou tired of replying my questions?

Thank thee, Great Oracle!

1. When you drink enough cucumber flavored beer.
2. Deoxys? Oh, yeah, Sanae told me about that thing. Uhh... I prefer Squirtle. You know, water creature, has a shell...
3. When our local lazy miko gets off her butt and purges the horrible sinner responsible for it.
4. The meaning? I don't know, as The Question hasn't been given to us Kappa yet. I know The Answer, though. It's 42.
5. A checkbook so you can donate the rest of it to Nitori Tec.
6. Obviously, I can. Kappas, they're awesome.
7. Yes, human, I am. Now go away, unless you want to tell me about the outside world.

That didn't anwser my question. I'll re-ask that one later. i have another matter.

I found a spell that could put me inside any video game i choose. Will it work?

You mean those simulated reality things?

Spells typically aren't good for that. You want one of Eirin's drugs, or Kappa technology if you're gonna poke around inside your head.

-Nitori