Basic Pokemon? Easy. Sneasel.
Me: EEEEK, that thug stole my purse!
Thug: Hah-hah
Sneasel: :pirate: *swish*
Thug: Ha-- DUDE, WHERE'S MY ARM???
Sneasel: :D
Me: Attaboy! Next time you can *just* bring me back the purse though.
Sneasel: :(
Me: Aw, don't gimme that look - here, they probably won't be able to reattach it anyway, how about we talk with the cops and see if we can get it stuffed and mounted over your bed? JUST this once.
Sneasel: :D
Me: Alright, now who wants ice cream!
Sneasel: *raises severed hand*
Me: VERY funny, now come on, let's get that into a cooler before it starts to smell.
Sneasel: :D
Basic Pokemon? Easy. Sneasel.
Me: EEEEK, that thug stole my purse!
Thug: Hah-hah
Sneasel: :pirate: *swish*
Thug: Ha-- DUDE, WHERE'S MY ARM???
Sneasel: :D
Me: Attaboy! Next time you can *just* bring me back the purse though.
Sneasel: :(
Me: Aw, don't gimme that look - here, they probably won't be able to reattach it anyway, how about we talk with the cops and see if we can get it stuffed and mounted over your bed? JUST this once.
Sneasel: :D
Me: Alright, now who wants ice cream!
Sneasel: *raises severed hand*
Me: VERY funny, now come on, let's get that into a cooler before it starts to smell.
Sneasel: :D