Pokemon DP Episode: "This Could Shock Our Lives!"

This is the English script of an episode I wish could exist.
Please don't bug me about making the English translations for the the Japanese original version, since I am more familiar to the English one.
But I have the English translation for the Japanese title:
"Eureka! The Most Shocking of Pokemon History!"
This could have been the greatest Pokemon episode lately.
I wish the Pokemon company thought up this plot.
Anyway, here it is!

NARRATOR
Ash and his friends have continued on their journey. Right now, they have come down to a valley with a small house in the center. Whatever this is, the valley is very very quiet.

ASH
Man... we've walked for miles. We still can't find a Pokecenter nearby.

DAWN
Yeah, and there's no data about this quiet valley. Are we in the middle of nowhere?

ASH
Wait! There's a small house over there!

BROCK
Wait a minute, it might not be a friedly place to visit. Let's just have a little picnic before passing the valley.

ASH
OK. I'm pretty hungry myself. (laughs)

(Immediatly after we hear Ash's stomach growl, the theme song is played)

(TITLE: "This Could Shock Our Lives!")

BROCK
(looking in the backpacks) Um... I think I have a big problem here, guys.

ASH AND DAWN
What?

BROCK
We're fresh out of food! Now we're going to get hungrier as we pass through a big valley! Now what're we gonna do?

ASH
I don't know. We shouldn't be bothering that person who lives in that house.

(Pikachu goes towards the house)

ASH
Hey! Pikachu! Where are you goin'? Well, I guess we'd better see what's Pikachu's up to.

(Ash and gang follow Pikachu to the house door)

ASH
Pikachu, what's goin' on?

(Pikachu comminicates to Ash)

ASH
You think you smell something good?

(Pikachu nods)

ASH
OK, I guess we should knock.

(Ash knocks on the door)

DAWN
(after a few moments) Nobody's in here.

BROCK
Oh, brother...

(The door slams and it reveals to be a mad young girl scientist who talks pretty fast)

SCIENTIST
Eureka! I haven't have any visitors in my laboratory for 14 days, 23 hours, and 59 minutes! Come right in to see my newest invention! (She grabs the gang right into the house)

ASH
You live here all alone in this big empty valley?

SCIENTIST
That's right!

ASH
You're pretty young to me, but anyway, my name's Ash! This is my Pikachu.

DAWN
I'm Dawn!

BROCK
And my name is Brock.

SCIENTIST
Well, it's pretty satifactional to see you, Ash, Dawn, Brock, and Pikachu. My name is Dr. Lucia Underventi Contracto Internet Antichemical. You can just call me Lucia. I happened to have greatest knowledge of science inventions. Wanna see one?

ASH
OK, but first, Lucia, we need something to eat.

LUCIA
Food? I can make anything! You gotta see my latest invention before we eat--

BROCK
We're HUNGRY!!

LUCIA
Patience Patience Patience Patience! This will only take a few seconds. This machine will make you lunch in just 32 seconds. So, Magnezone, come on out!

DAWN
Wow! Really?

POKEDEX
Magnezone, the Area Pokemon. Magnezone is the final evolved form of Magnemite. It evolved from exposure to a special magnetic field. Three units generate magnetism.

LUCIA
With the little help of Zoney, I--

ASH, BROCK, AND DAWN
MAGNEZONE to you!

LUCIA
Whatever, with the assistance of this Pokemon, I shall be able to have this machine working sucessfully as I know it. Ya see this pill? This pill contains the same atom as the food it'll become in the machine called the Food-Enator! To begin, to put the pill very very very very carefully... DON'T TOUCH IT!! Only I know how this works. When the pill goes into this hole, Magnezone will connect itself on the machine, using magnetic electric to charge it up. Then the pill goes to a very tough to invent detecting part. It kinda works like magic, huh? Last but not least, Magnezone sends electronical data into the Food-Enator Computer to indentify the food, and it happens to be my favorite lunch, known as the Riceball. I press this button to clone into any types of numbers I want. This time, it's five. And eureka! It's done! Help yourself, trainers. The riceballs are enough for 5.

(Outside, Team Rocket is spying the "twerps")

MEOWTH
Well, what do ya know? It's the twerps again. Ah! What's this?

JAMES
Looks like a grown up Magenmite.

JESSIE
Pokemon don't grow! They EVOLVE!

JAMES
Sorry.

JESSIE
That's supposed to be a Magnezone.

MEOWTH
A Magnezone?... Hey! This could be a great electronical gift to the boss! Whenever lightning strikes the system of electricity, the boss could simply have a Magnezone with him and it could restore energy to his personal internet computer, watch his favorite channels, and even use it to bring light when it's too dark. He will say, "This could be the most shocking moment in Pokemon history!"

JAMES
This could be the PERFECT Pokemon! I love that plan!

(As Team Rocket laughs, a LIVE ACTION character (who happens to be the Narrator himself ONSCREEN!) appears next to them, and after a few moments, Team Rocket notices him)

TEAM ROCKET
Hey! Who the heck are you?!

NARRATOR
I'm... the Narrator. I narrate the end of each episode of this Anime show.

TEAM ROCKET
OOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAYY...

NARRATOR
You know, about every episode I know, it's pretty much the same thing over and over and OVER again. In many shows, there's lots of great surprises that nobody has ever expected, but in Pokemon, it's the same thing: Ash and company meet someone new with a different Pokemon, you spy them with cameras, you manage to STEAL a Pokemon or so, you say the ENTIRE motto, the Pokemon gets free, and Pikachu always blast you off with a thunder bolt. It's pretty much the same thing! Can't you try something different?!

MEOWTH
Nah, Mr. Narrator, we love doin' the same thing "over and over and OVER again". Why do you say that?

NARRATOR
Pokemon is starting to get really boring to me!

(Zooms to the Narrator's mind, a scenes of what he was talking about are shown, the first ones are normal, but later, it gets faster, and afterwards, we go back to him and Team Rocket)

JESSIE
Well, we'll see. Maybe.

NARRATOR
OK, thanks!

JAMES
Now, can we please start our plan?

ASH
Mmm, these rice balls are pretty good. Thanks, Lucia!

LUCIA
Well, don't thank me, Ash. Thank my famous Food-Enator, or thank my magnificent Magnezone, the Pokemon I found in the Magnetic zone. (laughs pretty fast)

Stay tuned for the 2nd half of the episode! What do you think of it so far?

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