What is your best yo mama joke

[nct28th]

ok here asre the rule to the thread

1.no deadly yo mama jokes we wana have a clean thread so the janitor dont have to wipe up blood.

2.no stupid jokes

3.no riots, Obama, Looting, Pillaging, Crips, bloods ect

4.Forum rules

[Mr. Epic]

I don't quite get the point in this thread, the jokes are sure to be rude.
Why have a thread to show what we can say about other people's mothers?

[nct28th]

becuase i want a good luagh

[Vernikova]

Don't the rules of this thread break the rules of yo mama jokes? They're supposed to be "deadly" if they're to be funny. Some also have to be stupid and many of them also break your rule #3.

[nct28th]

well i dont want this forum filled with stupid youmama jokes but ill be more leniant on the deadly ones none to deadly tho.

[Amachi]

Yo mama is so fat she saw this thread was spam so she ate it.

locked

[nct28th]

lol whats the scary locked mean in bold text

[Her]

It's unlocked?

Yo mama is so fat. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

[Vernikova]

Why is this unlocked again?

Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayoniase on her diet pills?

[Amachi]

uh...

yo mama is so fat she sat on my connection and caused me to disconnect before I could lock the thread.

locked