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May 26th, 2004, 4:39 PM
Unlike the 5 word story, u get to make a whole sentence with however many words u want! I'll start:

Once upon a time, a guy named Sir Henrith Jacob Richard Nicholas Dylan John Hayden Patrick Caleb Bryce Damien Joseph Bob Xavier van Callahan, AKA Sir Henry, went on an adventure to Mt. Antidisestablishmentarianism.

May 26th, 2004, 4:40 PM
In that place, everything was blue with pink dots. Whne Sir Henry was on it, a giant Flying Catfish attacked he, making he fall down.

May 27th, 2004, 2:59 AM
Then a yellow antelope with wings on its antlers stomped on Sir Henry many times.

May 27th, 2004, 5:46 AM
A local jumped on the antelope and began dining on its flesh, saving Sir Henry.

May 27th, 2004, 5:53 AM
Sir Henry did a victory dance and landed in a pool of blue water with pink dots, and the pink dots stuck to him and his friend secret friend Mr. Envelope who lives in his pocket.

May 27th, 2004, 7:32 AM
Mr. Envelope secretly wanted world domination, but decided to stay with Sir Henry because he was useful as transportation.

May 27th, 2004, 9:34 AM
Sir Henry liked his friend, and didn't know about his plans.

May 27th, 2004, 2:50 PM
So Sir Henry murdered his friend while he was sleeping.

May 27th, 2004, 4:41 PM

May 28th, 2004, 2:31 AM
But little did Sir Henry know, Chickadee was Mr.envelope reincarnated, and so his secret friend continued with plans for world domination.

May 28th, 2004, 5:44 AM
Eventually, Sir Henry began wondering why he was in this crazy land in the first place and what his mission was.

May 28th, 2004, 9:28 AM
then he realized it was to eat cheese, so he did.

May 28th, 2004, 11:27 AM
After finishing the cheese, he threw up realising it was mouldy.

May 28th, 2004, 1:06 PM
From that day forward, Sir Henry swore vengence on the evil beings that allowed moldy cheese to be sold and eaten.

May 28th, 2004, 6:00 PM
But after the next day, something strange came over our hero Sir Henry, he came upon mystic sword weilding powers.

May 30th, 2004, 3:40 AM
So he ate the mystic sword thingy and it cut his throte.

June 3rd, 2004, 11:19 AM
And a bunch of happy blue rabbits ran out! XD

June 4th, 2004, 11:05 AM
However, the happy blue rabbits held a terrifying, dark secret.

June 4th, 2004, 5:18 PM
One day I met a chicken fried stake who said, "I'm a chicken friend steak, fear my greasy goodness!", so I freaked & ran away...

*cough* wonderfull wasn't it?

June 4th, 2004, 8:10 PM
The blue bunnies wanted to steal the world's supply of caffeine, making it impossible for people like me with insomnia to stay awake during the day! @[email protected]

June 8th, 2004, 8:30 AM
But that would conflict with Mr. Envelope's plan for staying awake at night with plans for world control!

June 8th, 2004, 9:33 AM
And that only made the blue bunnies more determined to eliminate all caffiene!

June 9th, 2004, 1:11 AM
Sir Henry then found a portal to the Pokemon dimenision, where the next part of his adventures begun!

See? I am putting Pokemon in!!! ^_^

June 9th, 2004, 2:00 AM
Sir Henry in fact arrived Houenn, and started his Pokemon adventure by stealing a Mudkip from Professor Birch.

June 9th, 2004, 9:46 AM
However, Professor Birch still had 2 more Pokmon left, and confronted Sir Henry.

June 9th, 2004, 9:59 AM
So sir Henry was caught by Officer Jenny for stealing Pokemon, and was put into jail.

June 9th, 2004, 10:12 AM
Which left Mr. Envolope without transportation, and even more determined for world domination.

June 9th, 2004, 2:14 PM
Scanning the nearby area with his non-existant eyes, Mr. Envelope spotted a gorgeous maiden in distress.

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June 9th, 2004, 8:08 PM
Mr. Envelope noticed a man was grabbing onto his future wife, so he ran to the scene and killed the guy with a good 'ole punch in the face.

June 9th, 2004, 10:58 PM
the maiden punched mr envelope in the face and said "you ruined the movie"

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June 9th, 2004, 11:01 PM
Mr. Envelope said, "Wait honey, we haven't gotten married yet.". :P

June 12th, 2004, 1:54 AM
Then the Pokemon portal appeared suddenly, and swallowed Mr. Envelope and maiden up and towards the Pokemon dimension!

June 12th, 2004, 12:07 PM
Mr. Envelope was ported to Orange Islands, and find it hard to survive there.

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June 19th, 2004, 8:09 PM
one problem that Mr. Envelope had was that he was constantly attacked by evil 9orilla5 that kept punching him in the genitals, so eventually his balls cracked in two.

June 19th, 2004, 8:19 PM
so he florped a bugsnickle

June 20th, 2004, 7:29 AM
Mr. Envelope looked into the sea and an orange Lapras came up to him, little did he know that all the pokmon on orange islands were orange XD

June 20th, 2004, 10:54 AM
He felt very strange to see Orange Lapras, so he named it Orange, but then, a swarm of Oranged Lapras arrived, and Mr. Envelope fainted.

June 20th, 2004, 11:07 AM
One of the Lapras' was holding a gold envolope in it's mouth XD

June 21st, 2004, 9:49 AM
The golden envelope soon fall in love with Mr. Envelope, and a swarm of Luvdiscs appeared.

June 21st, 2004, 9:55 AM
Although, the Luvdiscs were evil outcasts, who used their water attacks to soak the envolopes!

June 21st, 2004, 9:56 AM
And that's the end of Mr. Envelop, since he is made out of paper.

June 21st, 2004, 9:59 AM
But, the golden envolope, who was made of gold, survived to use her magical powers to bring Mr. Envolope back!

June 21st, 2004, 10:36 AM
She also bring Henry out from jail, and Henry fell in love with one of those Orange Lapras.

June 21st, 2004, 10:38 AM
The Orange Lapras took Sir Henry to the Orange Islands from whence it came.

June 21st, 2004, 10:51 AM
Then he went to a takeaway to buy a chocolate bar made of steel

June 21st, 2004, 10:59 AM
The chocolate bar was made by the Steelix company, which is headed by the evil Mr. Titan [titanium XD].

June 22nd, 2004, 11:40 AM
Henry though that the chocolate would be nice, and tried to bite it.

June 24th, 2004, 1:28 AM
His teeth fell onto the floor like rain. XD

June 24th, 2004, 7:35 AM
He now wondered what kind of maniacal madman would make metal chocolate.

June 24th, 2004, 10:03 AM
He thinks that metal chocolate is made by professors, for steel Pokemon to strengthen its defense!