The Many Time I Almost Died

There have been so many times in my life where my existance almost ended. It actually started the minute I was being born x__x.

- Lets start from the moment I was being born until now. It started when my mom was having birth, and as I was coming out, the doctors told my mom that I might not make it. The reason being is that the chord was wrapped around my neck and in a not as well. As I came out, a miracle happened where I didn't choke to death while being born. Because of the knot, it was surprising to the doctors how I lived without getting much food as well.

- Second, would have to be when I was only two years old. I was at my grandmother's house, which has a large and long set of concrete steps outside. While being the active baby I was, and wearing an excessively long t-shirt, I began to tumblw down the stairs. I could have simply tracked my neck and it would have been the end, but luckily my front tooth had only gotten busted; leaving me with a green tooth, until it finalyl fell out.

- Thirdly, I was probably being silly as a kid, and pushing in a pair of metal sissors into the plug-in jack. Of course, the lights cut off and I was almost executed, seeing as I was near water and in the bathroom.

- Lastly, I lived up north Florida, which is well known for its horrific thunderstorms. I am fascinated by the rain, and I pushed my face to the window. The minute I blinked a bright flash of white light struck my eyes. Of course, it was lightning, luckliy I lived through that one, but was left stunned for an hour or so.

Listing those, I think that is basically it. If I left out any that I can't remember, I'll make sure to make an update...

The last one sounds like the time lightning (ERICA :[) struck my window and went right past my bed, into the TV. It was seriously terrifying.

Wow, on the third one that exact thing happened to me. Except I had a grey tooth until it fell out :P.

Wow, looks like you have the best, and worst luck. The worst cause that happens to you, but the best cause you survived.

You know they say that the odds of getting struck by lightning are better than winning the lottery, perhaps you should play the lotto more often.

Hmm, I'll be turning 18 next year, so maybe I'll try my luck with the Florida Lottery. Except, don't expect me to go wasting all my money into it. A man can become richer saving his money than spending it trying to win the lotto.

The first one sounds similar to my birth. The only difference was that I was born too early (IIRC like, 1-2 months?).

Well, looks like you got both good and bad luck at once. Good that you're still here.

Woah... At least you weren't pushed in front of a car... But yours are worse, tons worse...

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My birth, I was almost strangled by the Umbillical cord too.