Kudos! In view a humble King of Komotion cast karelessly as both kriminal and kool dude by the kronies of Fate. This karnage, no mere kompilation of knowledge, is a kall out of the kollective kommoners , now koncernenly kowering. However, this Kouragous kampaigner of bygone komplaints stands kaptivated and has vowed to deliver the kommupance of a knightly karicture to these kowering and konquesting konsorts. So let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me "King"