Reginaldvonburger

Finally! A fellow londoner! :>

:D It's cute

I know. :D

Oh, and Nathan Barley. For the ten minutes or so he was actually in that. "WHERE'S THE ICE CREAM?"
Genius. :D

Oh no, it's not literally a cradle of filth. That would be disgusting!

Richmond has the best lines of all. Especially, and I quote, "Well, that's just bloody rude."

Such a shame he had to catch scurvy. Get well soon, Mr. Avenal.

I mean, look at that one... flash... flash... flash.... then nothing for a bit... wait for it... here it comes... double flash!

Oh... I thought that was something else brown and liquidous... *is sick*

Imma watching online telly again. IT Crowd, series one, episode four, The Red Door with the loverly Mr Fielding as Richmond Avenal *overloads on information*

NO! How did you manage to disguise yourself so well for all these years?!

Yah you do. Only unicorns get this treatment in my household.

Those and egg fried rice.

Yes. That's how things get done around here.

Plus, it's the only payment the unicorn accepts in return for letting me catch leprechauns with it.

The leprechauns? Oh dangit! Now I have to go find my leprechaun-net from the garage and mount a unicorn to go catch one!

This might take a while.

A little. I mean, I've seen Gregory do it on occasion, but still...

I'll have the emergency services on standby.

... should I be worried by that statement?

No! You may not outdo me in Bailey-drinking terms! *flails wildly*

I'm taking a knee-high Chelsea boot. I'm having it large!

Well, next saturday we're going to hook up with the Board of Shamen and head out on a pub crawl. Wanna come?

He is my drinkin' buddy. We go to clubs where people wee on each other and drink Bailey's out of a shoe.

Wut about Ol' Gregg?

I gotta mangina. You seen my downstairs mix-up?

I'm Ol' Gregg.

I don't know... what about hermaphrodites?

I suppose that's dependant on the presence of shenis. Or mangina. (technical term)

Yes. That part.

The bit with white stuff.

Yes yes.

And possibly... the two other bits that come packaged with it. Like pre-washed salad.

Ah.

Should... should I like the white one?
(Oh, please don't let the white one be what I think it is)