Last person I'd apologise to = if I had a list of all the people I owed an apology, you'd be the last I'd apologise to.
Also, that wasn't an insult. 'grumbles in a corner' was referring to me feeling grumpy about one of your comment. It was a sarcastic remark, if you will. Not an insult.
Secondly, 'fun' = seeing people confused and make errors. Also awkward situations. Mujhe maza aata hai logon ko confuse karne mei. And pretending to be a person of the opposite sex doesn't mean 'gay wali harkatein'. :/ I'm a straight male myself. Mujhe bhi ladkiyan pasand hai - I'm not interested in guys. I can pretend I am a girl just to see other people get confused but that doesn't change who I really am.