It is fun!.. Or was, until Sheogorath burned the thing down in one of his rampages.
*sighs* Well fine, I guess I could... become Sheogorath until I become the Jack of Blades. Does that make you happy?
Here you go. Just try not to bump into people, what with the spikey shoulders.
"Where've you been of too?" or, "What've you been doing?"