Caliban

Cool! Awesome I'm from Wellington!

Post what? That I'm a porpoise? XD

Oh, OK. :P

The Queen is my fifth cousin twice removed's half-sister's maternal great-grandmother's best friend's hairdresser's favourite son's pet's other family's G.P.'s step-mother's great-aunt.

Or something like that.

Sama isn't gender-specific - it's a title of extreme honour. If someone is sama to you, then you aren't sama to them.

No, no. It just means that when that dancing Pikachu looks like it's about to blast him into next Wednesday, Bill thinks it's a great opportunity to study the territorial behavior of wild Pikachu in general.

The Pikachu gets breaks. When it makes enough money to take one.

Pfft. Only if this is Anima Ex Machina's universe, at which point, they're both masochists. However, if it's not, then nope. Pikachu's an innocent. Bill's a masochist. (Scientific mindset and all. You know how most people do something stupid and don't do it again, whereas scientists do something stupid and say, "I wonder if that happens all the time"?)

Don't forget the ________, ~~~~~, and, with all the hot irons, often #### and, who could forget the time with -------?

XD

Theoretically doing homework is far better than actually doing it. :P

Nope. More like Alien meets Pokémon. Link is in my sig, and it's my current baby. (My other fic is jealous.)

As for kicking the dancing Pikachu, nah. I'd just lock it in a room with Bill and go watch what happens through the windows. I'm a sadist but only when the risk of pain is happening to someone else.

a) Neither. I see him as a metal-armored alien hun--

Seriously, person. Because the Clefairy thing only happened once, so.

b) Actually, no. It comes from a character in the movie MirrorMask. It's okay, though. A lot of people ask me this question, either because I ♥ science fiction or Asty and I stalk each other.

c) If it did, I'd probably shrug and go back to doing whatever it was I was doing before. I mean, GSDS makes me fangirl-squee with the idea of revisiting Goldenrod City and future!Bill, but it wouldn't be the end of the world for me.

No, I don't. :P In theory, I have MSN. XD;

Now, I don't even know what language that's supposed to be. XD

Not Spanish either.

I'm a monoglot. XD

I don't speak German. XD;

That would probably be a croissant. :D

I think I woke up too late for that. XD

Is it your business?

6.

Yes, you may read it. But it's only in my convos. XD I haven't written it down as of yet. =/

Yeah. That VM was just to confuse people who might be reading. XD