Cold Fusion

Rats. Then that Taxi driver died for nothing..murderer *cries* You killed my only friend in the world :'(
What make is your window/s D:

'Fiesty one you are'... do you get it? .. it's off The Inbetweeners. Ever watched that?

I tend to confuse a lot of people, when I'm at school, I used to talk really fast when I was annoyed, and people would be like ... o.O 'Slooooow dooowwn'; and then I would get more annoyed, and then.. well. RARFGH~
It is! I might show you the picture, when not so swamped xD
... *gives another apple, and a cherry* .. that enough? x]

He's cool, don't you think?

Even if the person is about to .... stab you?

I always blurt out something really stupid, and they're like .. what the f~?
I used to have a fluffy little duckling as my background on my laptop.
... NO! *gives apple* .. is that enough to make you not want to set me on fire?

I see you have been talking to my brother ~

You are not scared of me telling zis? O.o
But first a little questionaire on windows ^_^

I will tell her of the treachery...When she comes on...IF she comes on.....
You see, we have to obey your commands or it's quite likely...We will die.

I'll tell snowy what you did >.<
We are one
"ONE, WE ARE ONE"

No! I paid 50 pounds for that man and now you kill him?
ALL HAIL! *People suddenly come out of the ground* "HAIL!"

*Taxi driver slowly creeps up behind you*
You have beaten me in single combat, *Throws sword to ground* The champion lives on, all hail!

Yes, but he likes you, right? If he realised you don't like these people, he will bite them...

Some people I just don't know what to say to.. I have an inferiority thing x3
They are cute fluffles, aren't they?
No, that happened because you lied... I didn't do it.

How dare you D8 i am shocked...>_> I don't blame you
*Falls to ground*

Maybe he could bit their legs off... >.>

I normally have like 3 or 4 conversations up, and that slows it down a little.
The world would be predictable and boring without random .. DUCK!
Yeeeah, sure, then why where your pants on fire, hmm?

Why? Gonna steal some old ladies hadbag while you are running away form my amazing taxi man?
Ha! You think that can beat me? 8D

:D He will be very useful!

Very irritating, but I should probably stop having so many windows .. xD
Random is good x]
Well, ... you did lie!

Your request in ICONic | connection is finished.

Yeah can you quickly lend me a tenner please? :D
*Picks up an axe and screams wildly*

Ha no problem...My crazy taxi guy will totally catch up! Unless i run out of money :(
I see XD
So you won't attack me?

*Bugsies the crazy Italian taxi driver*
Wow, are you paranoid for vampires or is just to keep me away? *ssss garlic*

Will you get on a form of transport or will you not cheat and run?
I have the garlic in the fridge :D

I'm actually glued to this chair right now, there is a really interesting movie about ducks on youtube which will finish in 8 more minutes and then i'll get you later D:
They are actually quite friendly, most people just think them as cruel heartless beasts :(

We will all need to give a sample of our blood to conduct this amazing discovery, will you be willing to give blood? XD
(Do i sound like a vampire much)?