Bleh, discussed my hardcore Wii Envy with my dad. Here's a basic re-cap of what happened.
Me: But dad, the Nintendo Wii costs about 600 bucks out of stores, and there's a Buy-it-Now on eBay for $390. PLEASE BUY IT FOR ME :[
Dad: Come on, you can wait, can ya?
Me: ... until June. I CAN'T WAIT...