Oh, you're in for a treat:
Heigh ho.
Do you know
the names of the US residents
who then became the presidents
and got a view from the White House loo
of Pennsylvania Avenue?
George Washington is the first you see: He once chopped down a cherry tree.
President number two would be John Adams and then number three:
Tom Jefferson stayed up to write a declaration late a night
But he and his wife had a great big fight and she made him sleep on the couch all night.
James Madison never had a son and he fought the War of 1812.
James Monroe's colossal nose was bigger than Pinocchio's.
John Quincy Adams was number six and it's Andrew Jackson's butt he kicks;
So Jackson learns to play politics, next time he's the one that the country picks.
Martin Van Buren: number eight - for a one-term time as Chief of State.
William Harrison, how do you praise? That guy was dead in thirty days!
John Tyler, he liked country folk; and after him came President Polk.
Zachary Taylor liked to smoke; his breath killed friends whenever he spoke.
1850, really nifty, Millard Filmore's in.
Young and fierce was Franklin Pierce: the man without a chin.
Follows next a period spannin' four long years with James Buchanan.
Then the South start shootin' cannon and we've got a civil war.
A war! A war down south in Dixie!
Up to bat comes old Abe Lincoln; there's a guy who's really thinkin';
Kept the United States from shrinkin', saved the ship of State from sinkin'.
Andrew Johnson's next; he had some slight defects.
Congress each would impeach and so the country now elects
Ulysses Simpson Grant, who would scream and rave and rant
While drinking whisky, although risky, 'cause he'd spill it on his pants.
It's 1877 and the Democrats would gloat but they're all amazed when Rutherford Hayes wins by just one vote.
James Garfield someone really hated 'cause he was assassinated.
Chester Arthur gets instated. Four years later he gets traded...
...For Grover Cleveland: really fat, elected twice as a Democrat.
Then Benjamin Harrison after that, it's William McKinley up to bat.
Teddy Roosevelt charged up San Juan Hill and President Taft: he got the bill.
In 1913 Woodrow Willllllllllllllllson takes into World War One!
(There's some battles here: Verdun, Galipoli, The Somme and one more I'm forgetting)
Warren Harding next in line. Then Calvin Coolidge: he does fine.
And then in 1929 the market crashes and we find
It's Herbert Hoover's big debut, he gets the blame and loses to
Franklin Roosevelt: President who helped us win in World War Two.
Harry Truman: weird little human; serves two terms and when he's done
It's Eisenhower who's got the power from '53 to '61.
John Kennedy had Camelot then Lyndon Johnson took his spot.
Richard Nixon: he got caught, and Gerald Ford fell down a lot.
Jimmy Carter liked campaign trips and Ronald Reagan's speeches' scripts
All came from famous movie clips and President Bush said 'Read my lips'.
Now in Washington DC, there's Democrats and the GOP.
But the ones in charge are plain to see: the Clintons - Bill and Hillary!
I don't know the coda, but it's something about how you may be the next President some day, and then the Animaniacs get on a plane and fly off.
That was kind of exhausting!
Yeah, tiling is difficult :/ .
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER FOR SO MANY REASONS!
I like the Magnemite. :3