Fleurdelis

Try me.

Uhhhh… go to a toddler toy section at a big name store and be all like "you looking for something for little man or little lady?" If so, recommend a toy that's very colorful, makes a variety of noises and sounds, and looks as if it can be thrown from two stories high and still be intact (speaking from experience). You'll win them over.

There's never enough jokes in the world to satisfy me. Like:

Police were called to a daycare,

That's okay, I got enough jokes to entertain you and these cops. Nobody is safe.

Then you go to a park (take a small cousin or something so you're not there by yourself) with moms that are sitting on the bench. When these moms see you causing their children to laugh and all they will be like "what are you telling them that's making them laugh so much?" And then you whip out these jokes from cards, to which they'll already be a bit interested in you since moms are always interested in men that make their children laugh, so they'll laugh as well.

Checkmate.

When I get naked in the bathroom

I got more, so keep wheezing.

It must be illegal to be this funny. But think of it like, preparing you for jokes that children might throw your way. You'll be ready & have ammunition.

I don't trust stairs,

Yes.

Did you hear the joke about the wall?

Aaaaaa that sounds cute x3

Wha, really? Hm. In that case… perhaps maybe you can indulge in some bad jokes? Like so:

The math teacher was such a good dancer.

Can't have anybody thinking they can stroll on in singing a tune.

Luckily for you, we can change that now! Go do a random somersault right now. Look, I'll do it with you- just pretend I did it because it's a little uncomfortable in these white tiles but not impossible.

Ah yeah ; -; Here the process is a little lengthy as well, but I guess it depends on who exactly is the one checking your background and all that mumbo jumbo. Albeit i understand why it's necessary so I won't complain about it too much.

That's a good thing! It's not common to stumble upon good noodles, much less those who were clean throughout high school. I have regrets, but it's about the things that made me not a so good noodle. So hey, you're not missing out on much.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't, you know?

Ah I see! Do you ever intend to? I admit I've been curious about it and one day hope to learn to use the simplest of those weapons for… I don't know. Maybe I'll need it in a weird future? Who knows.

Oh? Never, saaaay… snuck out? Skipped classes? Did some cigs at the back of the gym seats? Or were you a clean noodle? Nothing wrong with being a clean noodle. I was one for the majority of my school life and I regret turning into a tainted noodle

Oh? Speaking of which, ever gone to a gun range or hunted?

Oh? Well, let's throw down our cards, what's some crazy events or things you've gotten yourself into? Teenager or young adult shenanigans?

I admit, out of those you mentioned, I like how sleek and elegant ish the M1903 Springfield looks.

Peculiar makes life much more interesting ~

Oh? Why the equipment and weapons? Is it silly of me to assume you may have favorites?

Just one of many interests! I swear I'm trying to learn and understand as I go aaa.

That's understandable (: Well enough about my random facts, by strategies and tactics is there any noteworthy that you seem to enjoy? (I actually have no knowledge or idea about those topics so I… kinda have no idea how to start that conversation but I guess my curiosity gets the best of me.)

OKAY WAIT. Maybe that last fact wasn't as interesting since the main reason I found it interesting was due to how it was my country and all-

Aaaa sorry, for a moment I forgot that maybe it wouldn't interest you as much as it did me.

Ah! Really? You're not just saying that, are you? Yay! And OH! This one is a bit less known, I think, but did you know that as a result of the chemical warfare that took place during WWII, the USA was kinda curious about these aforementioned chemicals and stuff? So they kinda began to test and research these things with their own soldiers at places such as Edgewood Arsenal. If I recall, these studies is where the kevlar vest thing kinda came about. LSD and other such drugs were given to test subjects. Etc etc. it's a wild rabbit hole to go down into.

Hmmm… cold as in uh, I'm kinda a bit like a realist? Heart on my sleeve but once pushed I really hold grudges? That sounds like Kyurem cold… I think?

A-ah okay, er… have you heard of the Himeyuri Students? (I had to look up their name but I remember what they did). Its the name of the high school students that were taught some nursing knowledge and then thrown out into these caves to help the wounded Japanese soldiers.

You'd be surprised at the coldness of my heart haha.

Ah! I see! Well hey, I am pretty dang sure you write pages of the stuff while I only spit out random facts that have no connection to each other whatsoever.

For example. Ahem. Have you heard of the Battle of Castle Itter? I remember it due to the unique and memorable circumstances that led to the events that transpired those days. It was… it was a read haha.

Don't think silly of me, but I do find it very endearing to see that dad-to-son connection there. Or more like a connection that spans several generations. It warms my cold heart <3

Oi oi nothing! I just like saying oi oi, Oi Oi.

Ah! what about it interests you? The warfare itself or strategies? I have some interest in warfare, albeit I can't really narrow down in what really. It's just an interesting thing to read up on. War films tend to be nice too.

I apologize, I believe you may have mentioned your father at one point already, but I didn't retain too much out of it. ): But perhaps he has some involvement in the topic?

Oi oi captain!

So, knowing this, is it okay to assume that you have some interest in studying precious wars and so on? Or does the interest not extend to that direction?

The one that likes pizza?

WHO DO YOU RECKON? TELL ME.]/i]

Aw man, I've tried poker once or twice, but I guess it didn't entertain me as much as the sillier games. I'm all for the stupid games where it leads you into humorous shenanigans, whether it's the sillier board games or card games. Even monopoly, that friendship breaker.

Awe shucks. Stahp.