Ron.
Sakura: Hermione
Hinata: ...Ginny? Wait... that'd be Sasuke x Hinata then. Oh well.
Neji: ...Malfoy. XD
Jiraiya: Dumbledore, of course. ^^
Asuma: ...Professor (I can not spell her name. She's the one who can turn into a cat)
Kakashi: Hagrid (XD)
Anko: Trelawny? XD
Tsunade: UMBRIDGE! LOLZ!
Kimimaro: Lucius. ^^
Kankuro: Fudge
Gaara: Sirius... lol.