PLEASE NOTE: The following message is long. If you want a tl;dr, here it is:
I'm Batman, can't buy a new computer but I can teach you how to troll.
Everybody tells that to me! I can't buy new one, computers are really expensive here D: Do you watch SSoHPKC and Nova?
Yeah, you do look interesting. Stop thinking like that, you're beautiful the way you are. If you don't agree with me then uh... Dunno, you could uh... Agree with me, of course!
Anyway, I'm not a stick man. I'm Batman, duhh.(Please note: You'll never see a picture of me, unless you want to laugh hysterically to your death)
You can't troll?! I NEED TO TEACH YOU THEN! But wait a minute... Aren't you going to use your abilities against me, like Jason Todd?