mayunaise

You two whispering sweet nothings into each other's ears as a carnival of blood rains down upon you two, dancing the dance of love in a scarlet ballroom of your own making.

How romantic <3

Oh right, never answered. OSU! Then probably about to register some stuff from this Humble Monthly and play some of that. Need to do some relaxin'

What about you, Rainbow Handwarmers?

Wow, you messaged me right as I went to /w/ and got lost in wallpapers.

What's up, kouhai?

おはようございます！

げんきだよ？

Wow, at least take me out to dinner first.

Close. Try this, for maximum genki

Well that's no good.

Try smiling a little. C'mon, smiiiiile. Like this:

Oi. How're you feelin', Riitan-

Oooh, Rita. Not bad, I like it. How're you feelin' rn, you sassy lassy you?

I will be, you just say the word. Seriously. I've been pretty shitty about this recently, so I'll make it up to you.

I'm really sorry, Rii. I swear, next time you wanna nip, we'll nip.

Haven't really been fair to you, especially after how scared I was that I'd lose you and Lize. But this is a promise and a swear. You need me, I'm there. This wasn't supposed to be rhyming. But apparently I have REALLY good timing. Okay, seriously, this needs to stop. If it doesn't I'm gonna pop.

Oh dear lord, it's consuming me. HELP ME SO I CAN STOP SCREAMING LIKE MAKOTO NAEGI. I DEAR GOD THIS IS THE WORST. IF THIS KEEPS UP I'M GONNA die

oh hey guess im okay after all :|

Ugh. Gotta love it when you make a commitment and then fall asleep.

/sigh, I owe you a nip sess, you uncultured baka gaijin.

teach me about memes

I believe they sell products for that :|

W-wow, did you know I was messaging you?

Also, lewd. Derping for the rest of the day, while I generally support it, sounds incredibly painful and you shouldn't for more than an hour. And "finishing stuff up with Sachi", eh?

おっす！

なにしてるの？

Only two episodes in, I'm letting this linger. This is some quality shit.

I'm sorry I doubted you.

unpoke

Nooope, I haven't touched anything related to the anime apart from the first episode.

This is something Sonia actually says in the game. BUT YOU'D KNOW THAT IF YOU PLAYED THE GODDAMN GAME.

So, uh, play the goddamn game, please. That in mind, is the abridged series any good? It's pretty, pretty rare that I touch an abridged series not by TFS and company.

Does shimapantsu really count as cosplay?