User: Did your girlfriend dump you?
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: I AM a girl, so I have a boyfriend :).
Cleverbot: Oh, really? What's his name?
User: Jack mortan.
Cleverbot: That's the name od a drink as well.
User: You said 'of' wrong.
Cleverbot: I never did.
User: Orly...