Recent content by Poisoned ice cream Sandshrew

If by "it" you mean my ice cream, then yes, I am holding "it". Of course I would, your phone just saved me a smoke bomb, nothing more. It doesn't matter really, I still have 4765 left. I might use one anyway, just for the dramatic effect. Not that I couldn't easily take you on of course. I just...

The craziest place to have a Pokémon battle would be inside an ice cream factory that's also the local evil team's secret hideout! My Pokémon live on a healthy diet that consists solely out of ____________! The only correct answer is "ice cream". Anything else is obviously wrong.

Ninjas are cool. I should probably hire an assassin or two and equip them with deadly ice cream. NOW PRAISE SANDSHREW FOR ME! :D

Don't eat the ice cream if your ability is anything other than Poison Heal. You never know...

Just poison the main character. Works every time. In case the entire city is being poisoned by bad ice cream, which Pokémon would be able to help? Purely hypothetically of course, I'm not trying to figure out what other countermeasures to take. Of course not.

They're just a bunch of memesters, I would pay them no mind. But I would like to know: what the heck is this Team Inkay up to?

No, I'm currently focusing on my world domination challenge. The person below me has given their Vanillite minion a Toxic Orb to hold and enjoys watching it suffer.

Invading the forums should be the Sandshrew Army's job, so I can't say I like those pesky Inkay. Tentacool wins! Important question: which is superior, the Poison type or the Ice type?

Toxic Vanilla Wolfboy? What is this mockery, you foolish humans?

You were saying? o_O

Then don't send me a VM lol. Try using Self-Destruct, that might work. c: (It was supposed to be that Pixilated pixelated font for the video game message effect, but it doesn't seem to be working any more...)

Sandshrew #57 used Thief. Sandshrew #57 stole the foe's PSND IceCream. Sandshrew #57 was heavily poisoned! Sandshrew #57 is hurt by poison. It's a one-hit KO! Sandshrew #57 fainted. RIP

True, they didn't allow me to be their antagonist, so screw them. The person below me has never tried to poison their ice cream.

What is this nonsense? Who decides to read something about KFC when there's a chapter about poisoning ice cream? People, get your priorities straight!

...and out comes nothing. The well has exploded. *fixes well* In go a toxic orb and a Casteliacone...