Recent content by pokewhore

okay cool. just PM me anytime with ideas or anything, and i could expand on them and help out a lot

75899 Girls like big butts too? What about moobs?

Plus, it's not like that 9 year old (example) hasn't already heard anything that was said in the "Seduce an Admin" thread. To be honest, I don't think that 1) The younger age group on this site would care about the older teens section 2) Would understand what is being said or Has already...

I feel scared telling this to an assistant admin, but... that was said in one of the first few pages. :nervous:

Hey, aren't you one of those Security Guards on Jerry Springer?

75668 Like your butt got too big for your toilet paper?

Cop: Have you been drinking today sir? You: Have you been drinking today?

Ahh...why did the first two get closed? 75886

I don't get why I am post 15882, and yet my number is : 75882

I just came.... (a classic)

Is this a stickup or are you just happy to see me? *wink wink*

Cop walks up towards your car, looks into the window. *Cop takes off his glasses* Cop: Do you wreckin how fast you were goin' boy? You: Yeah, 35 mph... Cop: You sassin me boy? You: No sir, I was ju-just tellin the truth. Cop: No son, you were goin' 75 mph! You [thinks] : wtf...? You: No I...

*Runs out of the car* "POLICE BRUTALITY! POLICE BRUTALITY!"

Grr...I'm still not on the list! :'(

Two times a day, seven days a week, both ways! ;)