Recent content by Rift

So much unrequited love.

I see no need for such hostility, Andrew! I'm sure if we sat next to a pool with an excellent root beer float (or, I suppose a Coca-Cola for you) or two with those little umbrellaey guys in them, you'd feel much better and decide to appreciate our friendship once again! Cheers, Kiddo! ~ H.R...

What a jape! WHAT A JAPE, INDEED, FRIENDS! *Drops mic*

Herman Cain loves Pokemon! Hello friends, neighbors, benefactors, children, hobbits, etc., I am pleased to announce that former Presidential hopeful Herman Cain wants to be the very best...Like no one ever was...

I haven't seen you in a dogs age! ...And what an age it was.

Hey buddy! What's shakin', Kevin Bacon?

...The Doctor is in.

Punk, I come back when the winds lead me here! I'm like a feather, drifting in the wind. I'm here and the next... ...*whipsers* I'm in your kitchen. The toast was delicious. Feliz Navidad.

Oh you kids, I'm getting all nostalgic! It's me! Sapphire Latios/Scotty! >=D

Teehee...

SHAZAM!! >=D

Thank you for the birthday wish! =D

Not too much, buddy ol' pal. Just enjoying Spring Break at the moment and working! Woo! How have you been? It's been years. I hope the wife and kids are okay. I heard Timmy had surgery, how's the recovery going for him? Oh yeah, and that Avatar will stick with me until the end of time. =P...

WOAH!! Excuse me, SIR I didn't see you there, I swear man. Y'know...It's all my fault, I wasn't paying attention to where I was walking and you were just there...I am SO sorry. But you are kind of a jerk for not bothering to move out of the way and uh...Hmm...Um... *Shoots Andy with a...

*Spotlight hits Jordan* Out From the shadows, like a ninja I appear!! *puff of smoke* And in a flahs I take my leave! *Throws a Ninja star* Bwahaha!!