Sableye~

Maybe at first, but then it gets baaaaaad with no social interaction. I'm also like you, talking over the internet is safer, more stable and if I say anything wrong/bad, I can run without any seeming consequence.

But it doesn't even snow here, why would I even have ski masks?!

No pffts nor stills, I justified my point!

Kind of, I guess. I thought that was a pretty common thing people do to dull knives o.o Of course I don't want you to hurt yourself, though. I'm not really super duper keen on knives anyways xD

But living in the woods means no internet, no easy food, no interesting social interactions... Hm. Understandable heh, weird people!

I keep busting on your plan because I've figured out you're the traitor before even busting your plan! :C

Ahah, don't worry, finding ways to kill people doesn't mean I'll kill them. It doesn't even mean that they work. Small doses of CO2 and Iron Oxide don't kill anyone xD An overload of those two, maybe. I've just manipulated you into thinking you can kill people with paper clips and pencils though heh.

You dangerous girl.

Then don't attack anyone! Or attack yourself! Or maybe, just, you know, sharpen it.

Well, you can hide in the woods, but the question is: Can you live in the woods?

It's a terrible plan! No wonder you became a traitor hm...

*cough* I can use a radioactive Carbon isotope to release the "toxins" before writing with it *cough*

Well, it's like ice cream! Life with ice cream is pretty good and nice. But although ice cream is pretty cool and everybody likes it, it's not really necessary. Anyways HIGHWAY TO DA DANGER ZONE!

Now that you've read the something, SHARPEN IT MORE.

Your basement hm? Check again...

But you don't even know where we're going to run to! There's no hiding spot, nothing!

Oh oops, I dropped my pencil. Could you get it for me?

Tsk tsk, you and your crazy dangerous tendencies!

SHARPEN IT MORE.

But I have people working for me there secretly... I mean YEAAAAAAAAH! Go hide in the US!

You didn't even plan the escape route properly, you just said "we'll run" :c

Mhm, things about the human nature that should change. Or at least done better. Oh well, I don't think there's anything we can really do about it.

You were supposed to create Iron III Oxide with the paper clip, make it react with the Carbon present in the pencil. When the person you want to kill starts writing, it releases CO2 and Iron. The person inhales that Iron (which gets oxidated because of Oxygen in the air) and CO2 and ends up dead. Three failures is your limit! :c
Lol, living on the edge gurl? xD

Well, I can't say anything about it... Maybe uh... Sharpen it more!

I'm not even in the US anyways... Well, you'll have to come back sooner or later... HEHEHEHEHhEHEHEHHEHEAHHEHEHAHEE.

No, I was just saying reevaluting our plan could be a good idea, because I've found several holes in our scheme!

HeheheheheheHEHEHEH.

Most stuff that's awkward/painful/not fun is because it matters, anyways. It's just the way it is!

It shouldn't be, you failed your first test. Btw you're being constantly evaluated. *gives you a pencil and paperclip* Engineer those to create a chemical bomb. Yup.
Aw that's sad :c How are you gonna stab people then?! You need some oil stones!

Well, you made a move... *signs lawsuit* Mwahahahah.

No, you're hiding something. You've betrayed me! You're a traitooooooooooor!

I shall! I also shall not chemically induce a heart attack that causes a blockage in your carotid and I'll have to operate it *cough* Certainly not.

Well, sometimes my friends pull me into similar conversations upon finding out my parents recently divorced. It's also not really fun, but I don't mind it.

You need to get better, get real training. REAL TRAINING.
Oh my God! ... That is so cool me too! And I'm wearing pajamas!

*grabs pen and prepares to sign the lawsuit* You make a move and I sign it.

But the cops are already chasing us without even starting the heist... Did you tell somebody else about this robbery?

That's something for you to deduce! Or perhaps guess.

That's interesting! My own blood kind of bothers me, but I can perform heart surgery no biggie! Of course the patient will get at least fifty disease and maybe lose a lung during the surgery, but I can do it!

Wait what? xD I don't think I've ever had those awkward "my pet died" conversations... But then again, I don't have normal conversations anyways, small talk is definitely not my strong point heh.

You can fit a small rocket, with Hydrogen fuel. Tsk tsk, amateurs...
You mean like seriously? Hm!

*prepares a lawsuit*

*sigh* Fine. I'll get to the boring car, perform the boring heist with the boring guns...

I googled it and found an image in the Bulbagarden Forums, but the image contained content from /b/.

Also understandable! I would suspect you of those things because I pretty much suspect EVERYONE of those things heh. So no interesting medical drawings then? That's a bummer.

I see, I see. I also use facebook, but I don't post anything there, I mainly use it because I can chat with my real life friends there.

Interesting behavior...
I mean uh uh just a knife? I was expecting at least a rocket!

CAREFUL WITH YOUR MOVEMENTS!

Ah uh you know you can probably go without me, I wouldn't be of much help anyways hehe *cough*

All right, it was probably 4chan xD More specifically /b/, those guys love to create pokémon theories and conspirations...

I said you don't /sound/ like that kind of person. I expect you to look like one of those people but not act like them heh.
But that implies you use something else. Dun dun dun! Or maybe you use nothing at all.
Okie, it's not like I'm pressuring you to do it faster or anything... Heh.

Uh... Anything that is above 5 in the pain scale...

Oh shyt. I didn't even notice that.

Well, if you ever have an Unova clone of your Bayleef, I'm interested. :D

BTW, I just caught a Lv.51 Shiny Audino yesterday. Literally untouched. I'm cloning it myself, but I will be offering it in my own shop once it opens (come on, it's my first Unova Shiny), so I do have reservations about it being offered elsewhere until I start my own shop.

If you don't offer it until I give the OK, I can clone and trade. Or if you decide you want to use it yourself in B2/W2/B/W (the latter as "Faraway place" being a Route 23 catch), I can clone and trade that way as well. If only planned for use in your shop, I am holding off. I have all Pokémon NEway. :)

Careful with your movements!

I'm not chickening out I'm just saying that maybe we should, you know, re-think this through...

Hm! I see. I though it was a more ample forum c:

I haven't heard of that... But aren't all pokémons connected to Missingno?

Not really o.o I just took a guess, honestly. You don't sound like a person who cuts or sees nasty stuff on Tumblr, so I just assumed the cooler option - medical drawings!
Okay! I'll be waiting for that opossum of yours!

*tickletickle* I'll sue you only if you cause any major injury! Greg House never dies

Nope, they're not. I'll be watching you, if any punches or kicks happen you know what also will happen... Mhmm.

Nonono I don't think I can do it, there's too much pressure...

I see, I see... If it's not too much to ask, what's the forum you got banned from?

Mhm, I was talking about the supposed Kangaskhan/Cubone connection. Yup, I also don't know if I believe it or not. Hm...

It's really sad indeed... Aw but then how are you going to draw medical stuff? :c
Wee! Have you found them pictures yet?

By the way... *tickle*

No they're not! They hurt and you can get sued if you kick or punch someone!

Wait wait hold on what you're too quick geez... I'll uh look for them ski masks...

Your cat was being fixed? xDD Well, maybe. It'd be easier for people to identify your gender, but it's not reaaaaally necessary. I like your username, it's even cooler that there's a tensor product symbol before and after the word "Slenderman"! I see, I see... Skulls. Lots of theories about that skull of Cubone's on the internet, do you believe in any of them?

Yaaaay!
Hm, opossum or cubone... I actually had to look up what an opossum looks like, the good ol' Didelphimorphia! Looks like you really liked that opossum haha! It's okay to look like an idiot for things you like. Hm... I think you should draw the opossum first!

But I'm pretty sure kicks and punches are way more morally and physically hurtful than tickles... Let's see what the judge says!

Hm... Maybe... Maybe not... If you're willing to help me, then maybe.

Stuck in a parking lot for two hours? o.o Well, that quiz of yours may say you're most like a Cubone, but I'll always picture you as the Slenderman. Wait a second are you male or female? If you're female, then I guess Slenderwoman. But that's pretty cool! Why's Cubone one of your favorite pokémon?

I noticed! I think it's uh pretty!

Yeah you are, you're the one who'll break my bones! But I'm House I guess, so it's okay!

Not exactly. Doing that type of stuff is never fun. Specially when you don't do it. You know, I obviously don't have the money to do that... yet.

I started drawing it but I gave up while drawing the skull. Yup.

It's all right now, I guess. It's not red anymore right?

You should be! That's where/when my favorite bands come from! Like Dire Straits! Or Journey!

I can't guarantee anything though... And I also can't guarantee I won't tickle you heh!

I've never been interested in Arts aside from music so I don't really use colors that much... Although this year I miiiiiiiight have to *whispers in a movie-style way* subordinate and/or blackmail the teacher!

I'll draw you a Cubone then send you! It's gonna be THE PRETTIEST CUBONE EVAR!

BTW I suggest you set your hyperlinks to a different color, they're white on white.

Hot damn, that's good fortune then! I'm surprised you didn't make about six clones of it before evolving it. :D

Interesting! Most of the music I like is a bit older, from the 70s or 80s. Like I said, I'm an old man when it comes to music!

Mhm, you never know when I might do those things! But I try to not be mean at all. Seriously. Trust me, please ;-;

It's all right, you learn how to live without being able to differentiate dark green from brown. What about your Cubone?