Starsprite

THIS IS BRILLIANT YOUR PROFILE IS COVERED WITH GIFS

OKAY HONEY I'M ABOUT TO BREAK OUT THE GIFS AGAIN


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WHAT IF THERE ALREADY IS OMG EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL AND NOTHING HURTS

bold and italics, how about that

FRIENDSHIP MAGIC IS STILL COOL THOUGH. JUST NOT AS GOOD AS PAIN CAUSING MAGIC SKDFJSLDFJSLDFJSD

wondering if I should make bold-mode one of my default modes, alongside CAPSLOCK-mode, fksldfjsklfjsd-mode, and Excite-mode.

OH GOD THEY DO REALLY

I've never actually been attacked by one I keep myself indoors when they're out, kthnx but I will admit, it was sort of funny seeing my mama dance all over my backyard lmaooooo.

LET ME KNOW HOW IT IS I WANT TO MAKE SURE IT'S STILL AFFECTION PROOF SOME OF THE MAGIC MIGHT HAVE WORN OFF FML.

OMG


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make sure you wear bugspray omg

IT'S TOTES THE BEST THERE'S NOTHING BETTER OMG

omg really this is the greatest tragedy of our time why do they dive at your face specifically my mama got one in her hair and screaming and death and tragedies.

HERE TAKE THIS -sword'ed- IT'S INFUSED WITH THE BLOOD OF MILLIONS OF CICADAS

OKEY-DOKEY OMG SDKFLJSDF:SDLKFSJDLFKSJDF I CONSTRUCTED THIS ARMOR WHEN I WAS LITTLE ME IT'S THE BEST ARMOR OKAY

I AM DYING EVERYWHERE

BRB DYING

OKAY YOU'LL GET AN INTERNET VERSION OF IT BECAUSE IT'S SORT OF STUCK UNDER MY DESK FML.

I'M TERRIFIED OF THEM. wait is shedinja modeled after cicadas too HOLY BALLS

HERE TAKE SOME OF MY ULTIMATE ARMOR. IT'S BULLET, NUCLEAR BLAST, HEAVY OBJECT, AND AFFECTION PROOF!

I'M JUST GLAD YOU DON'T LIKE NINJASK DID YOU KNOW THE THING IS MODELED AFTER A CICADA FML

OF COURSE WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU BELIEVE ANY DIFFERENTLY

lskjfslfjlf. btw benadryl really makes you sleepy who'da thunk

AND GOODBYE TO YOU, ADORABLE LITTLE NEWBIE WHO HAS A DARK SIDE AND WHO APPARENTLY LIKES LILIGANT? FORGOT TO ASK YOU ABOUT YOUR FAV POKEMON OH WELL I'LL STALK YOUR ABOUT ME SECTION KLFJSLDJFSDL. wait crazy cat lady ME TOO OMG

OKAY SERIOUSLY GOING TO SLEEP NOW

BUT EXPLOSIONS ARE THE BEST THOUGH

CRAZY FRIENDS ARE THE ABSOLUTE BEST

I ENJOY ALL OF THAT TOO, AND YES YOU ARE. HOWEVER I'M RATHER TIRED MYSELF SO I THINK I NEED TO GO TO SLEEP BEFORE I START SLEEP-TYPING.

lastminutefriendingthoughbecauseYOU'REAWESOME

BE CAREFUL HONEY. THEY'LL COME A-CREEPING UP ON YOU. and then like scream in your ear idk

LUCKILY, I LOVE EXPLOSIONS AND PYROTECHNICS IN GENERAL SO HEEEERE WE GO


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I've lost count of the number of times I've posted this gif in the past few days, god I love this place

ME TOO, but they're all guys and I'm sort of inept with them as well but they still love me skldfjdslf. and I've only known most of them for like two years? and theeeen there's my bestest friend since middle school and he's awesome he gives me piggy back rides and throws things at my father lksfdjsldf.

AGAIN, ME TOO. I HATE THE LITTLE BUGGERS, GOT A HUGE BITE ON MY WRIST, OF ALL THE PLACES, and I suppose this is what I get for not wearing bugspray outdoors during the summer fml. RAINBOWS ARE AWESOME JUST SAYIN'. not as awesome as stars though sklfjslfsdlfjl.

Fists are also good. I tend to target my (male) friends for abuse, so yeah, if it's a female bludgeoning a male, for some reason, it seems to be socially acceptable. Which is like, reverse sexism what

THEY HAVE DNA EVIDENCE. or something. idk

Would you believe they're the only hugs for me too? well i get hugs from my irl best friend but those are few and far between because he's at work all of the time lol. i get to camp out at his house when he's not there though wheeeee

OHGOD REALLY someone knows my pain ksljfsf. I was like this throughout all my years of school which is why I have practically zero irl friends, ksldjfs. The ones I do have are all guys why are they drawn to me sklfjdlfs.

Well evidently I still have nice blood or skin or something because the little bastards destroyed me. Omg do you launch a missile when one of them gets in your airspace this needs to be what happens

I know right Pushy guys are the absolute worst and klsdjfls. I WAS JUSTIFIED KSLDFJ.

GOING TO SEND YOU AN INTERNET BASEBALL BAT OKAY BECAUSE MINE DOESN'T SEEM TO WANT TO GO ANYWHERE (is stuck in my closet, lololol) WOUND ONLY THE PEOPLE WHO ANGER YOU OKAY? WE DON'T NEED PRISON YET, KTHNX.

Apology accepted, dear. Internet hug! and you should feel special I ONLY TALK TO THE AWESOME (read: whoever I actually get the courage to approach, lol) PEOPLE, KTHNX.

ALSO WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON MOSQUITOES? BECAUSE I GOT BIT SIX TIMES YESTERDAY AND I WANT TO MURDER THE LITTLE BASTARDS

Well, he cried too. Like a little baby. But to be fair, I told him to screw off, so. He had warning. And omg I wasn't like a delinquent or anything this is pretty much the worst thing I ever did. he deserved it amirite

GOODY-TWO SHOES? BLEAH. GO OUT AND PUNCH SOME PEOPLE. OR WOULD YOU LIKE TO BORROW MY METAL BASEBALL BAT?

I don't, actually. Lol you're the newest user I've talked to (besides welcome threads) in ageeeesss. I pick telepathy, and that wasn't very nice young lady

LET ME TELL YOU, I actually knocked someone out in middle school. Some kid who thought he was a hotshot was (painfully obviously) flirting with me and I was like "go away jackass" and he wouldn't and he was annoying me SO, ONE RIGHT HOOK LATER, I was suspended for two weeks klsjflsf. SO WORTH IT, THOUGH.

YES YOU ARE. In all your newbie glory fsjlfsdk. ♥

OKEY-DOKEY THEN. I AM A SMART SAKU AND KNOW WHEN SOMEONE IS DANGEROUS UNDER THEIR ADORABLE EXTERIOR. cause, that's like me lkjdslf.

Honey, my hobby is punching people out windows, I ain't gonna judge.

lksdjflsf. YOU ARE ADORABLE. Just sayin'.

SERIOUSLY, GIVE ME SOMEONE TO PUNCH. SDLKFJSDLFKSJDL:FSDKF.