(If it's any consolation, there's only one Pika whose hindquarters I'm actually interested in, and it's NOT you =P Feel better now?) Friendly non-sexual hug as proof?
I'd introduce you to the lucky Chu, but...you know how it is. Not everyone can be as..."confident" about their sexuality as me. =3
*suddenly reaches through the ground and pulls you into the tunnel* HI! =3
That's not an appropriate response to my question!!
EDIT: In light of recent developments I'm not going to share, I've decided to lower my level of harassment from molesting stalker to awkward crush. Gonna try to cut back on the sex jokes, too, but seeing that I'm A) a teenager, B) a pervert, and C) bisexual, that might not be so easy. I'm still gonna try, though! You must be thrilled ^^
And finally, as a gesture of my new attitude, I'm going to end with an appeal to the side of me that you might actually feel comfortable around. Pretty =D (YES, I'm referring to the girl if you didn't know =P)