Happy independence day... On this day we celebrate how we live in a nation where:
Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance & POLICE,
You get car loan @ 5% and education loan @ 12%,
Rice is Rs 40/- per kg but SIM card is free,
Millionaires tend to buy a cricket team instead of donating the money to any charity,
The footwear, we wear, are sold in AC showrooms, but vegetables, that we eat, are sold on the footpath,
We make lemon juices with artificial flavours and dish wash liquids with real lemon,
People are standing at tea stalls reading an article about child labour from a newspaper and say,"Yaar bachhon se kaam karvane wale ko to phansi par chadha dena chahiye" and then they shout
"Oye chhotu 2 chaii laao....."