Zodiac Realm

Haha ^^

-eats pie- nom nom nom.

So did u read it?

they were okay. i bought a beautiful shirt that the housekeeping lady in morocco stole :O screw her!! bunch of stealers >.<

BUT ITZ HYSTERICAL.

LMAO it's the first time i've ever been called that xD

-looks over your head-

Mmhmm..

READ IT U FULE.

Are u still bored?

OK, take this:
One day a boy woke up; who just turned 10. Today he was goin to start his journey to be the bestest super ultra mega alpha waffles Pogeyman master EVER. So he ran downstairs, ate some BACON, and ran out the door. He was a 4'3 feet Libra that liked honey baked ham, New Orleans type jazz, and long walks on the beach. "Son your leaving in your underwear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" his mom called, but he didn't care.. He just wanted to get to the prof's laboratatoyrty. He ran up to prof. Oak and his evil archenemy ONIONS was already there standing and breathing because he hated ONIONS and his evil doing mind ahahahahahaha.

ONIONS: Gramps I want my Pokemon now so I can pwn everybody with it.

Prof Oak: Shut up ONIONS. Mercedes Benz Over Jr. III gets to pick first cuz hes alot cool cuz hes in his underwear.

Mercedes Benz Over Jr. III: ok whati s there two pick form.

"Well you can pick this shiny Eevee, female Nidoran ♂ , or this shiny EV trained Dialga"
"ok i pick Dialga" Mercedes Benz Over Jr. III winked.
"Well I'mma get this female Nidoran ♂ and pwn u!!!! Bwahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!" ONIONS said.
"Mercedes Benz Over Jr. III heres you're gen. IV Pokedex, a bajillion dollars, and 74 thousand Master Balls. ONIONS, you get this rusty crusty ghetto Pokedex from Red and Blue version, 1 pence, and a broken Pokeball"

"Cool thanx im gonna pwn!" ONIONS said.
"Why does he get all the godo stuff?" Mercedes Benz Over Jr. III asked.

Would you like to name the newly hatched Dialga?
C-O-O-L-G-U-Y

ONIONS: Hey Mercedes Benz Over Jr. III!!11!!!!!!11111oneeleven!!!1 Lets battle OMG!!
"ok go COOLGUY!"
"Go female Nidoran ♂ !"
"COOLGUY, use Roar of Tiem!!"
Female Nidoran [insert male sign here] DIED and ONIONS returned it and payed Mercedes Benz Over Jr. III $110. "Well fine I'm leaving." ONIONS and his Turtwig left the lab.

COOLGUY gained 1,000,000 exp. Points!
COOLGUY grew to level 100!
What? COOLGUY is evolving!
Congratulashons! Your COOLGUY evolved into ARCEUS!

Mercedes Benz Over Jr. III left prof oka's lab. Then he went to root 29 and left the town. Mercedes Benz Over Jr. III walked into the grass.

Wild Root Fossil appeared!
Go COOLGUY!! [insert screechy Arceus cry here]
Mercedes Benz Over Jr. III threw a Master Ball!
The Wild MissingNo. Was caught!
Would you like to give a nickname to the MissingNo.?
No.
What? MissingNo. Is evolving!
Congratusdhaldfsons!! Ur MissingNo. Evolved into EGG!
What? EGG is hatching!
Congraduashins! Yo EGG hatched into Aerodactyl!
"Oh wow cool"

As Mercedes Benz Over Jr. III was entering Petalburg City he met Wally(yaaaaay!!! <333) and helped him catch a MALE Ralts. Mercedes Benz Over Jr. III looked at the ground and found all the badges. "OMGWTFLMAOROFLBBQ!!11!!!11one!!1"
And now he was ready for the Pokemon League. Then Lance randomly appeared out of nowhere with his slave I mean girlfriend Yellow. He challenged Mercedes Benz Over Jr. III.

"I'm craaaaaazy go Dragonair!" Lance said like a wildman Tarzan.
"Go Aerodactly use Frenzy Plant!"
Aerodactyl used Frenzy Plant and Dragonai DIED and Lance returned it. "You are now the Pkmn league Champioin. So you should take this."
Lance handed Mercedes Benz Over Jr. III a flute that he said was called The Toot and that it would take him to a magical land that was surrounded with fire and that The Toot was like super awesome and stuff and told him what he had for dinner last night.

So Lance and Yellow fly away to do who knows what and Mercedes Benz Jr. III blew on The Toot.

Do do deeeee da da duuuuum! ~

Mercedes Benz Over Jr. III was now in World 8 so he went to find Bowser and there he was with Princess Zelda.
"Ahahahahaha!!! Bwahahahahaha!!!1111!!11!!11 Blarharharharharmuffins!1" Bowser belched.
"I'm going to best u COOLGUY us OMG EARTH POWRZ!!!"
COOLGUY used Earth Power and the ground caved in and Bowser DIED.
"Sorry but the princess is in another castle!"
"Oh well at least I beat Lance! But I'd like to date his slave I mean girlfriend she was hot like for real"

So Mercedes Benz Over Jr. III became the bestest super ultra mega alpha waffles Pogeyman master EVER, and he did it all without pants. THE END.

Don't call me a dirty bastard you dirty bastard x(

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Hold on.

OK:
Sandwiches. They're not made of sand, they're not made by witches! What is the deal?

1 kn0vv

Homework..

I have to go now, so good night and sweet dreams lol xD

I shall make you unbored with mah super comedic powerz.

heh u spelld 2 wr0ng.

WUT?!

Oh. but you said that you...nevermind xD
Go to bed, you`ll need a lot of energy xD