Okay, Okay. You get it! I got it xD
If you want one more "turn on-ish" - Jax Malcolm wrote an excellent one-shot about Bill and some lady but I don't know if you can handle that she is a ... well... I'll let you decide that one.
I'll try to find the name of it. BTW, sent you the first chapter.
It is supposed to be comedic(the first couple chapters), but I am going mostly in a different direction, but I want to try and fix it so I can(I hated the way I had to include EVERY legendary and I still missed a few ;p So I might just pick a few favorites and make the storyline work with it - I just got an idea on how)