That Martini thing is a quote from James Bond! Ew man, EW. I don't drink. I won't ever drink. Batman doesn't drink and he's awesome.
I stalked her because... Hm, I had some interest in her but... Nah she's st00pid. Trust me, I'm not that creepy.
Okay so you look like a nerd indeed. Just look at your avatar and look at dat Snorlax. It's the nerdiest thing ever! You're almost there bro. Just some steps further and you'll be a complete nerd.